*counts*
Post school fights/scuffles, twice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I've had my head kicked in a few times since I left school.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:26, Reply)

Once for me
That was one of the two times, the other was an attempted one which backfired on the lad.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:27, Reply)

It shakes you up for a few days.
It's a real confidence taker.

Especially for a cocky bastard like me. Still, if you can't do the time, keep your big gob shut.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:29, Reply)

I got the shit kicked out of me aged 19
That was not pleasant. Wasn't caused by me being a gobby shite, just fucking lunatics. The 2nd one was a lad being a gobby shite in front of a load of his "biatches" and swinging for me as I walked past him. Trouble was I moved out of the way and smacked him first and down he went in front of them all.

That felt good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Nice.
Truly CITF.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:33, Reply)

His "girls" were all laughing at him as he picked himself up
I lolled heartily
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I had some turd try and glass me in a pub in Camberwell
because I wouldn't give him a cigarette. He feebly pushed a pint glass toward my face but an eagle eyed bouncer had been watching him for a while. He took the glass out of his hand and dropped him on the spot.

He was out for about 20 seconds before they could throw him out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)

*rounds of applauses*
I fucking love this!

Just remembered two cunts getting their arses whipped in a taxi queue one night. Walked right to the front, swearing and being aggressive to the girls waiting in front of me, telling them to fuck off and such like. Bloke walks up from the back of the queue, decks both of them, then calmly walks back to his place again to a round of applause from the rest of the queue
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Hahahaha. Good lad.
There is ALWAYS someone harder than you in your immediate vicinity.

I avoid taxi queues and kebab shops at closing time because of shit like this.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)

The guy was offered 1st place in the queue by everyone but turned it down too
A gentleman thug for sure
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Bit like that Scottish fella on the train.
I had no problem with that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

He was fucking great
More people like this please!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

It really does.
I had my only adult "ruck" last year. Not proud of myself (it scared the hell out of my wife who witnessed it) but it shook me up.

Not something I intend to repeat.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Absolutely.
After a proper confrontation I find I am shaking like a shitting dog.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)

How many do you have like?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I commute in London, so maybe twice a year.
And wankers pushing in pub queues, I really hate that. It says my time is more important than yours so fuck off.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I've had two.
One wasn't even a ruck, a bloke took a swing at my dad and I punched him and he apologised and we all walked away.

The other was the man wee-ing on my shoe last year at Sonisphere.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Pissing on your shoe? For a laugh?
Dirty motherfucker.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

It amazes me what some people think they can get away with.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Is your name actually Noel
and did the man in question resemble a stoned Viking in a Hawkwind T-shirt?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)