I think the right path is to show them your batchelor pad.
That's just the right amount of seduction
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:28, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm totally checking out his batchelor pad in a few weeks : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Make sure you stock up before you get there.
If you know what I mean. You'll not be able to resist the lure of the big comfy sofas and the black and silver 'boodwah'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Not to mention his awesome cooking skillz.

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Best make it a pack of 12 then.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)

I'm trying to think of a joke relating to a baker's dozen, the extra one and the context of this thread... but I'm struggling to find anything that isn't a bit creepy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Will you be baking with baby batter?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Well, the first one in a baker's dozen is the chef's treat, so I guess I could just go on my own.
I wonder though what the world record for a man to go in, inside a 24 hour period, is. And if so, is it drug regulated? I bet the record holder is 14 years old with Swim Class the day before and his sister (I MEAN FOR HER FRIENDS) hosting a Sweet 16 Anne Summer's party.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Oh' aye', deffo, can't wait =DDD

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Totally !
I get the tealight candles out even though there is no company around tonight ! Imagine that, a straight fella lighting tealights, haha, never thought I'd see the day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)

You know what I've got, Gonz?
Battery powered tealights. They're the way forward. I'm telling you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)

Do they flicker to leave dancing shadows around the room?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:51, Reply)

No : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:52, Reply)

No deal, that's one of the best bits.
I do like those "Sun jars" though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:56, Reply)

Here's a good question.
My cousin has asked me what she can get me for the flat, as a house-warming, and I think I want some photo frames or tealight holders (but not a single piece of tealight holder, I mean, a few smaller ones you can dot around the house)...

....You got any ideas what sort of thing I should ask for? As a few people have. My cousin is esspeically good because she is quite management-level in the jewllery industry, which sale trinkets and homeware along those lines.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Why not just suggest she gets an IKEA gift voucher?
Then you can go and pick out something you like for yourself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Nah', I've got everything from Ikea that I would like to get, Pearsons is a good idea, but I think she would like to get me something....
... rather than just give a voucher, so when she can come 'round, I/she can think "She/I got [and choose] me/him that"... if that makes sense.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:18, Reply)

faberge egg

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:10, Reply)

I like the kinda ones

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Bog paper.
You'll use it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Oh man, I'm doing an order on Firebox on payday, I'll include these....
www.firebox.com/product/1524/Papier-Noir?aff=1108&gclid=CKm3hITA2q0CFcsKtAoddmw8lg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)

HahHhHhA!

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:23, Reply)

A fucking fiver for three rolls of shit tickets!!!!
You've got more money than sense.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Ha, I'd only have it out when I have company I want to impress, didn't think of the price but you're right.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:34, Reply)

What if one of your guests need a massive dump!
You'll be counting the number of sheets they've used.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:35, Reply)

An hour with a high class hooker

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Can I get two hours with four medium class ones instead?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Whatever floats your boat Gonz.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)