I've just been boozing with TD.
Turns out he's 6 foot 3 and better looking than Fiona Bruce.

Whodathunkit?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:37, 34 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

haha!
Evening P to the D. He also claims his shirt was nicer than yours.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Possibly true.
I was wearing an argyle sweater.

THIS IS NOT AN EXIT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

I was properly astonished when I met him.
The way he literally towered over Gronzo (who is a good 4" taller than me) took me aback somewhat.

Was he gentle with you?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Can't wait to go clubbing.

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Alright Yoda.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Woah
you guys totally got a bromance going on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:43, Reply)

I have addressed this in the thread below my man
I have deffered to your catalogue model appearance.

I may also have mentioned that I'm still relatively sober..et tu?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

So how wobbly was P to the D?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I might be being a little unfair
Lots of people would stagger after quite a number of pints with double whiskey shots (whiskey selected by PD).

I have a large capacity for alcohol although I'm fading fast right now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:55, Reply)

haha!
Is it a performance that would explain his lack of JeffSTOCK?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Is he another one of those frightful gayers?
I don't know, what is the world coming to?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:58, Reply)

P to the D isn't a fruit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I thought anyone who wasn't coming to Jeffstock was a massive bender

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Not at all.
In fact, I'd say in most cases, the opposite is true. I'm thinking of getting the Variety Club to sponsor it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Will the sunshine bus be picking us up?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:06, Reply)

If they can get enough wipers fitted to the insides of all the windows, yes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

I'm a tomato.
technically a fruit, but everyone thinks I'm a vegetable.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)

I didn't stagger at all.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:58, Reply)

*Sits back*
This is going to run and run.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:58, Reply)

No it's not.
TD is a very pleasant man. We drank beer and whisky, had a bit of a grope, then I caught the train home.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Okay. It won't run and run then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)

That was a fine shirt I was wearing, though, wasn't it?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Quite dull really.
I deliberately dressed down so as not to show you up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Well fuck you then
It was all about shirts. I won.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

strikethrough r /strikethrough
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Wise words mate!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)

I NOE, RITE?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Heavy one was it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Not really. Three pints, three whiskies.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Woohoo!
Even number means no hangover!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:19, Reply)

No he didn't stagger.
I commend Dozer to the house, if my word counts for anything.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)

I'm a great kisser.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)

TD is a lovely, lovely man.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 0:11, Reply)

My telly blew up and I just chased a vomiter off my doorstep.
Fucking student in a checked shirt.
Anyway, it won't get me down. The telly stinks though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 0:27, Reply)