I hate "life's too short"
Compared to what, exactly?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:44, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Your penis.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:44, Reply)

hahaha!
EDIT:

Actually, this means you are "bigging up" Darth's lightsabre here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:46, Reply)

I thought that...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:49, Reply)

My face is officially set to stunned

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:50, Reply)

It means he 'knows'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Non nom nom.
I only realised that after I typed it. Dunce!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Someone's doing the Internet wrong

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Hold on, hold on.
I'll get the hang of it in a minute.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:55, Reply)

You should start digging UP soon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I prefer it this way round actually

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:11, Reply)

taht gervais isn't funny either
all those short jokes just cos he's a midget, i don't make jokes about him just cos he's a fat grubby looking cunt do i?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I only ever knew one person who thought he was funny
So who is making him all this fame eh?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:50, Reply)

The Office: Season 1&2
and thats it, he did something that some people liked and now he's excused from all the other shit he ever made
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Actually Gervais makes plenty of jokes at the expense of his own appearance
I've not seen Life's Too Short though, looks too smug
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:51, Reply)

i didn't say he didn't, girlfriend

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:52, Reply)

I don't think it is meant as a comparison
The point is more: you will not live for a very long time, so why waste what little time you have on futile things... er... like this post...
*thinks about what I've done*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Yeah, but life is the longest thing any of us will ever know
so perhaps it's not the best way of expressing such a sentiment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Unless you get Alzheimers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:16, Reply)

You can't cope with concepts of time longer than your own life, Trotter?
Anyway, I prefer the more pessimistic version of the phrase: You're a long time dead.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:20, Reply)