It'll be a few weeks before it stops looking like a mutant
I'm just seriously fucking bored, really
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:03, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Boredom is God's way...

Of telling us to drink more beer.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:05, Reply)

I'm on codeine
Not sure if mixing them with booze is a good idea
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Blimey...

You should stop taking the codeine then :)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Only taken it once so far
But if I knock it, I don't want to have to resort to paracetamol, simply because I'm too pissed for codeine!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Someone on here (Stunned?) once advised combining codeine with a large brandy
For a pleasant fuzzy evening (he also advised keeping A&E on speed-dial)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

First time I've ever taken painkillers this strong
So I have to be a little careful...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Don't be a poof, they're not that strong, neck a fistful and some gin
then maybe go for a walk on top of your building
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Top advice here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

I'm going to buy a medical PhD on the internet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

You have to chew the codeine. ;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)

crush and sniff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

It could only have been you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

have a wank...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Mmmmm beery wanks...

I might have a disaster and write about it at great length.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Don't forget to use massively convaluted similies and metaphors

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

You got it...

More similies than Jeremy Clarkson on a particularly descriptive day before entering a convoluted similie competition...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

I might be wrong (I usually am)...

But I can't rememeber actually writing a wanking disaster story.

Which is a bit of a shock, because I am a massive wanker.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

I'm sure you had a wank at a bar mitzva once...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)

That was SpankyHanky...

Wanking stories were his speciality.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Oh yeah...I may have merged you two in my head

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Fair enough...

You're spot on about the convoluted similies and metaphors though with regards to me. I get carried away.

I have been accused of being Spankyhanky on a few occasions. I can assure you I am not him.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

I think Spanky based his writing style on you
And wasn't he another Cov lad too?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Thanks fuck.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Apologies for tarring you with his jizzy brush

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

That has to be one of the worst insults possible.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

cheers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Shut up Bobby

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)

My friend is a big fan of yours and asks me every time I go to a bash if you were there
He also made himself a full size HEV suit from Half life 2 and a replica Witch King helmet, so... take that how you want.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I seem to remember you being pretty impressed with his home made suit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

I secretly am, I'm also pretty impressed with people who know pi to the 4 millionth digit.
I'm not going to do it though.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

He obviously has better taste in clothes...

Than he does in writing.

A fan? really? I get called a shitehawk hack so often it's still strange to hear that someone in the real world likes my drivvel.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

He's a bit slow bless him.
But yes a fan.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:44, Reply)

For what it's worth...

I plan to attend more bashes this year. Prepare your friend for massive disappointment.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Oh he only reads /qotw he's not a poster so he'll be scared of bashes.
That said maybe his HEV suit will protect him from the internet!!!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)

If I had my time over again I'd stick with /links, that's where all the cool kids are

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:53, Reply)

I love the way anyone who posts something they made
rather than spend months being sarcastic about other peoples work is A SPAMMING CUNT who should DIE LIKE THE JEWS!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:55, Reply)

God bless /links and all who sail in her

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:56, Reply)