Get drunk and hit it with a hammer and than you'll have to sort it out.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:36, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

That's your answer to all life's problems isn't it?

( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)

It certainly worked on those hookers that time

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:42, Reply)

Pretty much.
not failed me yet.

However I have a problem now that it may not solve. I'm all full up with sprouts and in 10 minutes my spotted dick will be ready. what am I to do?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Save the spotted dick for me.
Lol You're going to the cinema tomorrow and you've eaten a load of sprouts.
( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:44, Reply)

Might be a bit manky by the 11th.
I can always get a new one from the shop over the road.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:45, Reply)

I was being rude.
You should be used to it by now.
( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)

I was defusing your joke by taking it seriously.
Ain't I a stinker?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:54, Reply)

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( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:54, Reply)