Or find an older lady with her own house.
*waggles eyebrows*
( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Or move somewhere sensible?
Paid £35,500 for my first house.
Fair enough, that was 20 years ago (shy by 3 months), in the north and in need of FULL renovation.
Still, I made a clean £60k profit on it, which back then was healthy.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:51, Reply)

I bet you had great seats in the living room
while listening to Squeeze on the radiogram.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:57, Reply)

Or wipe the period of unemployment and sub-breadline poverty from my credit history, that'd be a good start.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:58, Reply)