Evenin' all
I have beer. I have Gabor Szabo on the turntable. Both kids are in bed.
Ok internet, entertain me. Go.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:32, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I thought that said Zsa Zsa Gabor then.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)

So did I

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Well you were both wrong

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Please note the subject, date and time for your records, as I'm rarely wrong, so you may want to refer back to my error in future.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Bookmarked

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)

I have wife out for the evening, daughter asleep, thai red chicken curry, Foyles War and food prepared for my mate's birthday lunch tomorrow.
W.I.N.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Is it wrong to be secretly pleased when the wife goes out?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)

First time since the baby was born she has gone out with her mates for the evening.
So I am pleased for her and pleased for me (well at least whilst my daughter remains asleep).

EDIT: No, not wrong at all. I consider it "healthy for our relationship". In other words I can do what I like.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Well that is good for her and for you.
She'll probably spend half the night either talking or thinking about your daughter.
Whereas you will probably spend half the night masturbating.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)

She has already sent two text messages; which is understandable.

Thankfully neither message has interrupted my wanking.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:52, Reply)

God, no!
It's lovely to have the place to yourself and not have someone ask where you're going every time you leave the room.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Everytime you leave the room? WTF?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Old fellas are quite needy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Probably need their bag emptying

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:55, Reply)

I don't think it's an age thing.
I think some people are just like that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)

I worked with a woman
Who complained that, after they had moved into a bungalow, her husband would follow her from room to room like a lovesick puppy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:02, Reply)

I'm watching paranormal activity, it's alright now I don't live in a haunted house.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)

I decided that Saturday night telly was too shit to contemplate
And left it off
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Foyles War ftw.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)

^this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Hello b3th, I saw those wedding photos of you on your facebook today, I think someone commented on one which bought it up on my feed or something.
But seriously, you're really hot,

loves, gonz.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Ummm...
thank you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Just sayin', keep the dress, it works.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:23, Reply)

OH GOD I DONT KNOW HOW THIS THING ENDED, IT WAS CREEPY.
But the scariest bit was that a ghost thing happened in the daytime, that's the time of day where ghost things can't happen.

I sware, if anyone does a haunted flats movie, I'm never watching it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:59, Reply)

If it helps at all,
There are no such things as ghosts
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:00, Reply)

How can there be so many stories agmonst so many unconnected cultures throughout the whole of history, that has ghost stories, if they aren't real?
It's not like Batman or Spiderman where only one culture/person has thought of it, and spread the story through media.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Because everyone in the world has or will have experience of death.
The same is not true for radioactive spiders.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:29, Reply)

But going back to the days where we all lived in the forrests and caves, I'm sure people would have thought "That's a bear moving my stuff when I'm not around" than "That is the dead 'spirit', which I have no concept of, moving my shit around".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Old ghost stories and folk tales
Tend to be a bit more involved than "Woah! That wasn't there when we went out"
They are usually more along the lines of your story about your dad calling you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Anyway, I'm off to bed
Don't have nightmares.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)

No. Other. Explaination.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)

I'm sure I've seen one.
It had Julianne Moore in it, I think. I can't remember what it was called.

EDIT: I was wrong. It was Jennifer Connelly. It was bloody creepy, too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:04, Reply)

I'll skip that one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Don't ever watch 'Para entrar a vivir' or 'To Let' as it is in English...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:12, Reply)

*googles*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Honestly it was only a tv movie but it is totally grim

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Alice Coltrane now
It's all about impulse! tonight
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:08, Reply)

The record label that is
Not the naf body spray
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 21:08, Reply)