Good morning fucktards.
What are you up to this week? I am on an infant first aid course today, have to attend a funeral tomorrow and a job interview on Wednesday. I hope I don’t get any of these mixed up.

Alt: One wish for this week?

AltAlt: Is Jeff the only person under 50 who still uses the word ‘natter’?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:02, 15 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

yaay Monday
Hope everything goes to plan.

This week is work work work, study, dog wrestling and a bottle of sparkle to end the week with.

Alt alt. Not just Jeff.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:15, Reply)

Is the 'not just Jeff' comment in relation to dog wrestling or use of the word natter?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Not Jeff
With regards to natter. I don't know you well enough to comment on dog wrestling.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:42, Reply)

This week I will mainly be limping and grimacing.
My back is so fucked, I can hardly walk.

Alt: A good dump would be nice. I've had so much codeine I can't shit at all.

AltAlt: yes.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:16, Reply)

Do some yoga
Helps me out when my back is rather painful.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:20, Reply)

When I get home, I'll be doing some stretching stuff in an attempt to untrap the nerves.
In the mean time, OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:25, Reply)

I borrowed off the internet
This yoga dvd, really works.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:44, Reply)

I have codeine, so far I've avoided taking it, but I might not have a choice soon.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:26, Reply)

I took 90mg yesterday. I think normal max is 30.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Nyom, nyom, nyom... warm water-bottle hug of the heart and brain by a childhood teddybear.
A gulp full of Lacutulose will help you here. Always take some paraceitmol and a carbinated cafinated drink with it.

/Advice from Capt'n Opiat.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Cheers Gonz.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:09, Reply)

*gentle back high fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Morning Battered
Work all week, got a friend over tonight, hopefully going to the pub with several rather attractive girls on Thursday. Then, I'm off to Liverpool/Skem at the weekend, rather looking forward to that!

Alt: My only wish currently is for these fucking painkillers to kick in.

Alt Alt: Seemingly.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:25, Reply)

I'll be spending
Today justifying why I don't need to go to Edinburgh for a day.

Just what is wrong with the word natter?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Nothing wrong with the word. Seems quite quaint. Don't hear it used much.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:53, Reply)