Quentin is still my favourite b3tan because I have just discovered that he also says "fairy up liquid".
Also, my mate with three kids and no job is fucking loaded. Oh wait she's got a job now but for years she didn't and she was loaded, then she went to university and got bursaries for being a slag and she was loaded and her kids had £100 mobile phones when £100 was a lot for a mobile phone. And she gets into the gym for free because she's a depressed slag.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Oh man, I didn't know I was second place to quentin.
That cuts deep :(
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:42, Reply)

yeah but never used to be able to bear you, so you've shot up the charts like Frankie Goes to hollywood

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Ha, that's... nice to know.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Psychochomp - Not as shit as he used to be. FACT!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)

I don't believe that for a minute
I just think roots has developed better taste.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:54, Reply)

No, you're deffo not as much of a creepy tit Chompy

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Heh, that's why I like you Rooooota, straight talkin

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:10, Reply)

I like you because you're able to remain objective.
I don't notice you jumping on any LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE bandwagons.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Second place to a sockpuppet. Burn.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:44, Reply)

On the one hand I want him to be a sock puppet, and on the other i don't
and on my foot I have a sock
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Is that all you're wearing?
Are you still hungover?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:47, Reply)

I just eated wrong things Hal,
but it's cos I'm sick and paranoid with hangoverness not governess. hangover-ness.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Are you paranoid about the silly things you did last night?
Did you turn into a gobby shit? I hate it when I get drunk and start mouthing off and then wake up the next day and realise what a drunked gobshite I was being.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Are you drunk now?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:03, Reply)

oh no, not that. it just makes me feel like something weird's going to happen.
or someone's watching me. there is always a feeling of guilt but I can remember i didn't do anything bad, except tellt he landlord I was trying to set up one of our barmaids with his grandson
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:04, Reply)