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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Have you told them all about your bowel movements today?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:48, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
You've learnt to spell it now then
Linguist my arse. And no, not yet, I will now, thank you.

They are unimpressed.

impressed surprised
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:52, Reply)
Did I spell it wrong yesterday?
In other news, did you get my text today?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:53, Reply)
I did not
My phone's being a twat. What did it say?

Yesterday you said "bowl movements". My reply was obviously incredibly funny.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:55, Reply)
I didn't see your witty response yesterday.
Good thing really, or I may have died laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:56, Reply)
There's no element of doubt about it
As regards texts, most people advise that theirs aren't getting through, and I'm certainly not receiving any. FB is the safest method of contacting me; my phone is fine with that!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:00, Reply)
no, they are just making excuses
and don't want to talk to you
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:03, Reply)
We're sick of hearing about his dishes.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)
by which I mean bowls.
It was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)
I got it
No it wasn't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:11, Reply)
Which makes them smarter than you ;-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)
it's not by choice

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU to talk to me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:07, Reply)
*sends fb message*
*projectile vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)

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