This still barely registers on the Swipometer.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:06, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

She is a new money Northerner though, which is pretty gastly. and means she will never be allowed to play tennis at the Gerrards Cross tennis centre

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Awfully nouveau riche.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:10, Reply)

excuse me
but i grew up in chalfont st giles. so gerrards cross can kiss my peachy arse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:10, Reply)

We were neighbours!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

sort of

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

yes ok watford-boy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Iver actually; where did you get Watford from?
I've never even been to Watford
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

oh blimey
my friend lives in iver heath. you're near kroney in the delights of the 'bridge then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)

No grew up there...parents moved out about 10 years ago
and so did I, it's a shit hole these days
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

it's seen better days
esp now my friend has moved there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Put it this way, the first epidsode of "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding" was filmed in the village church
but there have also been loads of pikeys around West london
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)

She single? Fit?
Desperate?

My standards are slipping by the day, here.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

HE is neither single NOR fit
have your standards slipped that much?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Not far off.

( Kroney, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I'm no cockerney expert, but doesn't
Chalfont St Giles = trouble below stairs?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

haha!
rspiles
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Ooh me Chalfonts are fookin killin' me!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Better new money than no money fucking pov

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:10, Reply)

i love this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Stuck in no man's land
Trying to move on from her grim Northern upbringing, but never going to be accepted into the South of Watford set, regardless of how much she pays for her lunchtime salad.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

will you not bring up the deceased salad place
it still hurts me when i go past that vacant unit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

This is no way to talk about Apey

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

O_O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)

soz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

That was my vacant stare

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

y +loverage

yes. yes it is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Soz, I just like to do it occasionally for the lollage

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)

that place fucking rocked, man

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

d t

This makes no sense, sorry.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I dispute this
given that Sludge is south of Watford.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)