I solved the mortgage problem by marrying an old man.
His mortgage was paid off a few years ago. I say 'his' because it's still technically his house (my name isn't on the deeds.
Probably not the ideal solution for everyone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:06, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I don't want to marry an old man.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Yeah, it's not for everybody.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Fifty grand and I'd marry an old man.
75 for photos.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Eek!

( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)

It's ok cos he's left the house to the kids in his will leaving you homeless

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)

That's why I'm keeping him alive.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Oh god you'll be in the Weston Mercury as that deranged women who kept her dead husband in the bed for several years so you could carry on collecting his benefits

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:13, Reply)

+ to spend on prize bingo on the pier.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:14, Reply)

poor b3th
It's his kids I feel sorry for
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Still, if all goes well, b3th can continue giving them a china dog each Christmas.
Assuming she gets enough tokens.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Totally

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:15, Reply)