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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What the fuck as been going on here today?
alt: What the fuck has been going on with you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:01, 213 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I'm going to mine landfills and make my fortune.
Wanna invest?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:03, Reply)
that should kill off some seagulls
I think I will invest in restaurants that sell seagull meat. And invest in prosthetic legs.

This time next year, Rodders...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:06, Reply)
Damn you, mumma needs a new trommel.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:07, Reply)
ex squeeze me?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:13, Reply)
It's like a big drum with holes that rotates letting small things through and keeping the big things inside.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:17, Reply)
..but that's not important now
and stop calling me Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:21, Reply)
Seagull tastes rank.
I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:49, Reply)
I like that you've used the word 'rank' to mean something is disgusting.
Did they use that word to mean that back in your hayday?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:18, Reply)
All my days are hay days, gonz. I'm the fucking combine harvester of life.
But if you mean in my heyday then ... I have no idea. It's a perfectly common word that's been in continual use for the whole of my lifetime.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Your idea is intriguing but you strike me as the sort of person who'd end up being murdered in a botched mugging over a shitty fake rolex.
So I'm afraid I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:50, Reply)
I have been engaged in an exhaustive study of bars in the Saltaire area
And I am encouraged and enervated by my findings.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:16, Reply)

erva hebria
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:19, Reply)
That may be the case
However I was trying to alliterate - not an easy feat at present - and couldn't quite find a word to sum up my current situation, which is roughly 30 degrees off horizontal.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:25, Reply)
listing

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:28, Reply)
Struggling in heavy seas
But I'm no cowardly wop - I'll captain the not very good ship TD until I capsize entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:35, Reply)
Having about six hours sleep since Saturday has caught up with me.
Falling asleep anywhere and everywhere.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:21, Reply)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:29, Reply)
Dunno, I wasn't really paying attention.
Took my little car to the doctors for a service and MOT, which he passed without needing any work. Yay.
In other news, apparently my tailpipe is in poor condition.

A bit personal, I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:30, Reply)
I thought your old man couldn't get it up, let alone thrust vigorously for anything over a minute

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:33, Reply)
A bit persoanl, again.
or personal.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:36, Reply)
Or you got chocolate fingers...

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:47, Reply)
Evening Cavy, how are you?
I've been not killing anyone today. Not a single person.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:36, Reply)
Did that take a lot of willpower?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:37, Reply)
It's very commendable
Take it a day at a time if you're coming off homicide/genocide.

Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:39, Reply)
more like lack of a sword
If I had at least one weapon in my inventory, today would have worked out very differently.

If tomorrow is more frustrating, I will use my bare hands.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:53, Reply)
evening Catomiagi,
So, that twelve step program is working then?

I'm off to shoot things in a couple of minutes - laters
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:38, Reply)
What are you playing ?

(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:54, Reply)
Cavy plays with bows n' arrows
In real life!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)
Today has been mostly meh so I've mostly lurked.
Having had delicious jerk flavoured soup for dinner and I'm on my second glass of cider, I've perked up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:21, Reply)
So your "not drinking at home thing..."

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)
Out the window.
I was a tad too optimistic with my predictions for a fantastic start to the new year.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Like my cutting down on the tabs thing
I've said that for the last ten years. Bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:27, Reply)
I know I can stop the drinking when my head is in a better place.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:29, Reply)
That's not a very good thing to read
Maybe I just read it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:37, Reply)
It's ok. I'm not pissed every night : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:46, Reply)
Good on yer
My alcohol consumption can be directly traced to b3ta posts.

If I'm sober I'm doing something else.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:57, Reply)
between Jeff Bridges' legs?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:46, Reply)
Maybe the other way round.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Well, cheer up, you miserable old mare

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:49, Reply)
You're not the boss of me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:49, Reply)
I'm not the boss of anybody.
except maybe the dog.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:50, Reply)
I've spent today mostly nyoming my painkillers and sparked out on account of when I'm awake, the pain comes more.
my sofas feel so soft and smooth under my fingers, it's like I'm stroking an animal, so soft, so nice.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:22, Reply)
I would say get a room, but you obviously already have one.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:22, Reply)
I got 5 of them ! One of them could be two rooms !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:36, Reply)
What sort of animal?
It's important, Gonz.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:24, Reply)
Something short haired but recently washed, like, erm, I'm not sure !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:37, Reply)
I know you love dogs
But what about a kitty? A house-trained cat that is happy to live indoors?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:40, Reply)
That's fine if you want your flat to smell like a litter box

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)
I'm still in work
And will be for some time, anyone mind if I don't go to the gym this evening and instead get a chippy supper and some beer on my way home?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:39, Reply)
You're doing great Jeff - keep it up.
Got my drinking in early today.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:42, Reply)
I think it would be rude not to

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Evenin' all
I'm watching Storyville "Inside Job" about the 2008 financial meltdown. It may make me angry
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Get over it.
It was three years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:15, Reply)
yet in some ways it's just beginning

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Is it?
*dons tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Nah, the only people still whining are those fucking lazy poor cunts.
and they don't fucking count.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:26, Reply)
Woohoo!
Just as well I got a tracker mortgage when I did and I'm too busy having fun to save.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:29, Reply)
I wish I had.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:31, Reply)
: (
If it's any consolation I'd rather have someone who loves me like Mrs Al loves you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)
But I do love you like I do?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:34, Reply)
I know, I wrote it incorrectly.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)
Aaah, I see. Yeah, it's kind of awesome having mrs al.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Never mind we can all b4sh your blues away on your bir.........

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Lol
Jokes on you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Yeah, thanks for reminding me about being rejected there Rory. Nice one. You're a real swell guy.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Tell him Al.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)
I'll tell you at Donington. I'll tell you all night long.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)
*screams like a girl*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)
Yeah you will.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:47, Reply)
Yeah this current base rate of 0.5% REALLYBOILSMYPISS!!11!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Yeah, it fucks me off.
I'm paying way over the odds on my mortgage and I'm getting piss all on my savings.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:27, Reply)
Might be worth paying the early redemption and going trakker
Low base seems to be on the cards for some time to come
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:30, Reply)
NOOOO!
Leave your tracker where it is.

Do NOT piss about with mortgages right now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:31, Reply)
He's fixed on an uncompetitive rate by the sounds of it

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)
But only until September.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:34, Reply)
there's a green day connection in there
base should still be low/the same by then
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)
I don't see it rising significantly this year

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)
I need to find out what the standard variable is actually
According to a few websites it might be about 4%.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:39, Reply)
sounds about right, unless you have a significant deposit, 50% plus
in which case you might do better
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Nah, I think we've paid down to just over 80% LTV at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)
If you can get 4% grab it.
I've been shopping and am looking 4.5% best.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)
I need to look at the paperwork and double check what it's going to revert to.
If it's anything like 4% I'll leave it at that and just keep an eye out to see what happens in the future. We can always remortgage at a later date.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Hold at 4%
You'll probably be locked in for five years - you may or may not be giggling at the end of the term.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:47, Reply)
No, you misunderstand, my fixed rate period is over, I won't be locked in for any time at all
I'll be free to remortgage at any time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)
Yes I misunderstand
Take it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Base will hold for a good time yet.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Mixed messages as usual, but in general low base for some time to come
which is nice for 1% over base commercial lendings
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)
I read it again and realised
The best I've seen recently is 4.5% which is still good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)
^I'm being helpful for a change

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)
You're often very helpful.
This is why I persevere with your nasty phases.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Cries for help I tells yeh, I'm as fragile as Oxyrhynchus Papyri
I cried when champ died :'('''
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:46, Reply)
I don't need to google that to know it's fucking fragile.
Poor Rory : (
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:47, Reply)
I nearly cried reading a book about how to train for a marathon.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:48, Reply)
I wish I could come and cheer you and CHCB on.
Not doable unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)
Oh not you too.
Clenders is already quaffing it by "flying to Japan".
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:52, Reply)
Don't make me feel any more guilty than I already do.
I'll make it up to you at Donnington.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:54, Reply)
If I make you feel more guilty, will you make it up to me more?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Hell yeah!
I'll swallow.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Fuck that yo, I manage 7km on the tread machine and I just want to kill myself

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)
What's that in old money?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:51, Reply)
4.3 miles

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:52, Reply)
I ran 6.5k just now.
Piece of piss, it's the next 15 weeks of running progressively further each time that's scaring the shit out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:52, Reply)
Vipros will drive along in his van as your course support, you'll be fine

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:04, Reply)
I am I the only one to notice you're mentioning the distance in kilometres to make it sound you've run further than you have?
Do you think it sounds more impressive than saying you've run 4.03891 miles (if you ran exactly 6.5km)
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Fixed rate period ends in September
Standard variable is currently lower than our old fixed rate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)
fixed high did you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Well, we fixed, and then rates went up so we were quids in for about a year
then they went down and we lost out. Well, I say lost out, it's not really a problem, we can afford the repayments and it meant not having to worry about interest rates for a good while.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:34, Reply)
we own our place outright thanks to my wife's parents.
Thank fuck.

*tried not to be smug*

*fails massively*
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)
In the smugness stakes, my wage would go up or down to accomodate my mortgage.
Hooray for working for family.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Result.
How are you this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:54, Reply)
A bit squiffy : )
Have I told you how much I love you?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:55, Reply)
You could never tell me that enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)
I'm telling everyone to be honest.
There's bound to be a divorce with someone a few years down the line. Lol
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Did they die and leave you lots of money?
I hope they died.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Nah. We'll get more when they do. Trying to patient about this but it's a struggle when you see somewhere larger that you'd like to buy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Gee Whizz here's a spectacular addition to the family

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:55, Reply)
I know. Aren't they lucky.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:57, Reply)
They must hide the wedding photos until your once yearly visits and tell their friends that their daughter died in a car crash.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:01, Reply)
^ JK Rowling's less successful second book series

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Battered loves his muggle quidditch down the park
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12044924
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:07, Reply)
That sounds like the sort of shit Cavy would play!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)
It's good for picking up chicks with guaranteed low self esteem

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)
*polishes wand*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:12, Reply)
*waits for gazzes*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:13, Reply)
For some reason, despite marrying me her self esteem seems to be okay.
No idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:25, Reply)
To be fair, I would do the same as this if I was in their position.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I wouldn't be terribly smug at having to be provided for by my partners parents

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:52, Reply)
You'd be all up in their face every time they came round
You'd be all like "I ain't beholden to you mutha fucka! I don't owe you shit bitch!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Why not? It saves both a lot each month.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:53, Reply)
how did you kill them?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Haven't. Yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Good luck for tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Thanks. Will let you know...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Do!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:23, Reply)
I solved the mortgage problem by marrying an old man.
His mortgage was paid off a few years ago. I say 'his' because it's still technically his house (my name isn't on the deeds.
Probably not the ideal solution for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)
I don't want to marry an old man.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Yeah, it's not for everybody.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Fifty grand and I'd marry an old man.
75 for photos.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Eek!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)
It's ok cos he's left the house to the kids in his will leaving you homeless

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)
That's why I'm keeping him alive.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Oh god you'll be in the Weston Mercury as that deranged women who kept her dead husband in the bed for several years so you could carry on collecting his benefits

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:13, Reply)
+ to spend on prize bingo on the pier.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:14, Reply)
poor b3th
It's his kids I feel sorry for
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Still, if all goes well, b3th can continue giving them a china dog each Christmas.
Assuming she gets enough tokens.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Totally

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:15, Reply)
alright fluffers?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Not really, I'm listening to Hard-Fi.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Why the fuck are you doing that?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:13, Reply)
It reminds me of when I was fifteen.
Simpler, happier times.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Hard Fi are fucking terrible.
Then again, I liked some terrible shit when I was 15. Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Wildhearts and, I think, a brief dalliance with Technohead.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Here comes the cavelry.
Wassup Doz-one?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Alright Jona Lewie.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Happier to see you.
How is gym life?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I've only been back from work for 20 minutes.
I'm not going this evening now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I agree.
Far too late to go faffing about.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)
and there is football on the telly
Watching people exercise is good, right?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:27, Reply)
It's a terrible responsibility being this handsome.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I'm sure you bear it with good grace and prudence.
I can't wait to see the visage in the flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Oh you tease.
Hold up, hold up, dictionary corner has just told me that 'visage' means 'face'. I thought it meant willy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)
lol i said willy lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I thought it meant 'shit band'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)
NEW ROMANTIC LOLS!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)
You all set for Thursday?
I hope you've chosen your power suit, worked out exactly how long it'll take you to get there and where you can park.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Would you be very disappointed to learn
that I've got the outfit planned, but not done the paperwork yet?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:35, Reply)
What paper work do you need to complete?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Well, you know.
printing out spare CVs and preparing answers to questions. That sort of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)
So 'prep' then.
*Shakes head in disbelief*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Totally on it.
Tomorrow and taht.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Chinny Reck-on.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:44, Reply)
How very dare you
You'll see!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)
I doubt it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Typical woman.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)
i no rite

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Alright P to the D!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)
aight negro

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Blood!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)
You a Blood man?
Cray muthafucka, I ain't down with no Bloods, I'm a motherfucking Crip, man. We be through fo sho.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Do you think Fruitellas is a bad man sweet?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)
You. In the newsagents.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lo50GAjL0A&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Love you Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Woohoo!
What have I done to earn such affection?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Is that it
Have you all died?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Sorry! been on FB.
You made me larf. Off to bed now.

Godnight!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Fruitella. It's a bad man sweet, ya get me?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:11, Reply)
I'm back!
shot some arrows, went to new house and took down some wallpaper. YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Did it leave you in a quiver?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)
you puns are a sights to behold
(do we have to do this every week?)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Yes.
Yes we do.

When do you expect to move into your house properly?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)
this weekend
once I have internet, guinea pigs and a bed, I have moved in properly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:19, Reply)
You don't need much!
What about a cooker?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Aready one there
one of those ones that's built into the cupboards. I've got a fridge freezer arriving sunday, too. It's all very exciting.

off for a bath now - laters
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Jeff! Are you there?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Knock once for yes, twice for no.
Did you figure out the song?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Fucking right I did!
Took me til 1987 to find it on that site Jeff told me about. I'm like a dog with a bone.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Was it something about 'For whoever' or something?
about someone being dead and gone?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:45, Reply)
I thought it was 'long after' and 'you're after'
and 'hereafter' but not in the death sense.
It was this! (I remembered it less guitary.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1vO6QoACPk
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Yeah, you suck at remembering lyrics.
Havew you seen the new Butlins advert? The one with the 'generator' song?

I had that in my head for AGES and I couldn't figure out what the lyrics were to find the song. One advert, and I've got the whole thing. Yay for adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:51, Reply)
Ah no I'm good normally
but it was just something I heard in the background as a kid and never even knew it was heart.
It would appear I am the second woman in the fambo to get an interview btw
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:52, Reply)
*interview high fives*
I told him, the race is on...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:53, Reply)
You excited?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Yes.
and also terrified. I do really well in exams and quizzes, but I go to pieces in interviews and practical tests. hence the five driving tests.

I'm going to make sure I'm fully prepared, and I already *know* I can do the job, so all things being equal, I should be okay.

I hope.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Haven't decided if I'll go for it as it's only part time.
It is in a really boss place and it's a start so maybe I will.
Gonna talk to yer bro about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Don't take his advice
He's a shiftless slacker.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Haha!
Weeeelll, no harm in going for an interview and seeing if you get offered the job is there?
I haven't had an interview since 2006.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 23:02, Reply)
^this
If you don't want the job, consider it practice.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Aye.
Well I'd best go choose an outfit...
Speak to you tomorrow dood.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 23:05, Reply)
Don't know
Lots of uni and watching heroes
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:48, Reply)
You're meant to eat em not watch em

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:51, Reply)
No way Jose.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:54, Reply)
I'd eat Zach Quinto.
I have a feeling I may not be his type, though...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:56, Reply)

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