He couldn't spell for shit. Sleekit? That's not even a fucking word.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:37, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Personally
if I got so pissed up I started serenading a fucking haggis I would try to keep it to myself, not hot-foot it to the nearest publishers with a transcript before I sobered up.

But that's just me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Do you think he actually fucked one?
I bet he fucking did. I bet he undid the knot and gave a warm pudding a good seeing to with his withered little jockcock. Ummph. Take it in your honest sonsie face, bitch.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Salt was very expensive in the old days and was even used as currency
shagging a haggis would be a cheap way of seasoning it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:57, Reply)

You're welcome to use that as the foreword to any upcoming editions of your grandfather's work.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:59, Reply)

I can't wait that long.
I'm getting that tattooed on my forehead before close of business tonight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:00, Reply)

cf "kubla khan"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:49, Reply)

pdq "jackie mason"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:52, Reply)