I'm not a sweaty sock...

And the bits of Burns that I have read tended to suck somewhat fwiw.

However, haggis is nice...and when coupled with the sweaties' hearty love of alcoholism, I may indulge in a Burns' night celebration by proxy.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Once a jock, always a jock.
Remember that before you commit to a life of jocularity.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Hmmm...

Hey ho - I'll take any excuse to get rid of my underpants and wear a skirt ;)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Excellent.
The gutters of the UK are your oyster!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I also like...

the sound of that 'Buckfast' drink mentioned above.

I hope they sell it by the bathtubfull?

Ooh, also, when I grow a beard, it goes proper ginge - I'm nearly there!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Repeat after me
Sitch-yaaaaa-shun.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:16, Reply)

It's not a nice drink.
All the hipsters round my way started drinking it in a lol-ironic fashion last summer. The fucking cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Oh fair enough...

I'll have to settle for a drop of scotch in my cider then.

drop half gallon
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:20, Reply)

tell them breathing is totally mainstream
they'll be dead in 3 1/2 minutes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:24, Reply)

This is a very good idea.
'Ironically dying from oxygen starvation is totally the new Buckfast'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Like so?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:01, Reply)

exactly so, my good man.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Buckfast is fucking horrible stuff.
it's like a giant bottle of cough medicine minus the beneficial effects.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:59, Reply)