Evening Jeff
I've been drinking Cider tonight, good result in the football (although we deserved better), and I'm about to watch two of my favourite programmes. Tonight is a good night.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:12, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Two of your favourite shows eh?
Make sure you're alert enough to watch them both before bed.... I mean, you don't want to be 'half cocked' about it.

(I dare say I'm not the first)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:13, Reply)

I think that might be the first time that phrase has been used.
I finally took the bandage off tonight, it feels...weird.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Well, you'd been de-skined twice.
Sounds a bit like me trying to roll a joint after 6 pints of Old Bristolian!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Haha
I had a pint of 6.4% scrumpy the other day, but we had to leave in a hurry, meaning I had to take swigs. Fucking hell, I was swaying on my way out of the pub.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Have you been told to try not to get wood?
Imagine bursting your sewing over an episode of Hollyoaks! hahahaha.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Nope, they've just said that I should expect they'll happen, and to realise it'll be quite uncomfortable.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:20, Reply)

So getting a bit of a snip will mean you'll have to go through those 'confusing' feelings again!!!
*Barrymore lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:24, Reply)

Surely it's better the digs come out on the evening session
Than during the day!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Well, one of the posts on the popular page is aimed at me, so sadly the abuse isn't limited to any times!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:29, Reply)

Well, at least you don't fuck dogs.
not that you could, with your BROKEN COCK
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:33, Reply)

You should join the International Bestialists Association
Their motto is "In Dog We Thrust".
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:36, Reply)

The big issue here, is that dogs don't trust me.
I say 'I'll call' but I don't.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:38, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:57, Reply)

Evening Jeffy bbz
I am listening to Major Force and want more nommy haggis.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Still in the Fruitella 'bad man sweet' family?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Wut?
No way daddio. I'm down with my Japanese nillas.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Well, it made Blousie laugh yesterday...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nhsTHOSvBk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:18, Reply)

Does you think I am an Asian an that?
Man, I is gonna cut you right up, ya hear me blud?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:19, Reply)

hahahaha
Signed up for the Bristol Bash yet ya bender?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:21, Reply)

No.
You homosexual.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:28, Reply)

Well sign up
You bigger homo.

No returns.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:33, Reply)

*stamps on Jeff's toes and punches his arm*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:35, Reply)

I'm nails son.
I've joined a GYM!!!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Fucking hell AA, I can't imagine getting my cock cut.
I heard a story from a friend once- just after he'd had his first cock piercing, he woke up to find himself stuck to his sheets with blood. Just hope you don't get a sleep boner, eh?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:18, Reply)

I've woken twice with them so far
They're uncomfortable, but not as painful as I'd been led to previously believe.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Still, cocking hell.
Excuse the pun. I'm glad my foresking works.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:26, Reply)

I would be too, damn shame mine decided to develop scar tissue.
Last time it caused me this much pain is when my banjo string tore.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:29, Reply)

What?
Your cock just decided to develop scar tissue of its own accord? Was the scarring caused by friction burns?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:31, Reply)

It would tear 9/10 times I was having sex
Used to be very painful, but I stopped noticing it after a while. Problem is, when the pain stopped, the scar tissue didn't stop developing, until it got to a point where the Doctor chided me for not coming in earlier.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:34, Reply)

Did you have phimosis or something?
My foreskin hasn't torn either of the times I've had sex.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:39, Reply)

Yep, phimosis
Quite severe too
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:41, Reply)

Then why did you not convert to Judaism sooner?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:42, Reply)

In all honesty, I was far too nervous to.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:55, Reply)

I don't blame you.
Shifty lot, those Hasidics.

And when are you going to have a medicinal wank to check that it still works?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:57, Reply)

Aye
*stares warily at Gonz*

I've counted myself out of anything like that until the end of February. Although, I'm hoping to end my *ahem* dry spell with a lady, rather than solo.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:58, Reply)