my friend dreamt about a cat in lingerie
once, but that's another, more gross story
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:48, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I experienced sexual confusion about the girl playing the cat in a dick whittington pantomime as a child.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)

*BANG!*
shot me another furry
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Pah.
My PVC and fun-fur wings are like a shield of steel.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:54, Reply)

I used to think that Cheetara was attractive.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)

*BANG!*
this hunt is going well
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I have a fake fur coat.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:53, Reply)

For you, going out in the cold
must be like going yiffing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Aw man! I love dry humping.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

I have two cats
Where's your gun?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:54, Reply)

I don't shoot actual ones
unless your cats like shagging people in cat costumes, or cats in human costumes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Both are clipped out
But maybe a woman dressed as a cat...?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:57, Reply)

I also have a bit of a thing for lady newsreaders.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

That's just sad.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Well, Bruce and Williams.
And Rachel Riley.

Yum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Rachel Riley...
I'd do...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Get in the queue Grandad.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I'm bigger than you lad.
One strike of my mighty fist would take you out of the Riley queue.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)

You are not, in any way, bigger than me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I am wider and heavier than you

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Evening TD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Now then Dogboy.
Your holiday thing - move across to the left, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

You mean slower and fatter?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Moira Stewart?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Not my type.
Though I do like black birds (I nearly typed sistas but that would cause Bertloz). Favourite black bird at the moment is her that plays Denise on EastQuenders.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)