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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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He had some awareness of his dick side.
In my book, a full on "right dick" is somebody who doesn't even realise what a dick he is. This chap actually said on one occassion "I'm being a bit of a dick, aren't I?"

Which he was. The dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
I think it was Socrates who said
'only when you realise you are a dick, are you starting out on the long path to not being quite such a dick'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:07, Reply)
"better to keep quiet and be thought a dick than to speak out and confirm it"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)
"the dicks shan't inheret the earth"

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:10, Reply)
nope, the cunts have got that one nailed down


inverse sexism lollers
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:11, Reply)
'Speak now, or forever hold my dick'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)
"I have a dick ... "

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)
"To dick or not to dick"

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)
whether tis nobler in the mind to hold the dicks and bollocks of outrageous fortune?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Dude, where's my dick?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)
"A little dick is a dangerous thing"

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)
But, soft! what dick through yonder window breaks?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)
"A dick is worth a thousand words"

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)
Is this a dick I see before me?
Seemingly any obvious Shakespeare quote is improved by the insertion of a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)
"The best way to appreciate your dick is to imagine yourself without one"

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)
"One small dick for man...one giant dick for mankind"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:31, Reply)
"houston we have a dick"

"yeah Tom Hanks, LOL"

"Fuck off Harris you bald cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Ask not what your cunt can do for your dick - ask what your dick can do for your cunt

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Never before in the field of human conflict
Has so much been owed by so many to such dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:52, Reply)

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