Alt: A number of years ago, the ex and I went to a teddy bear museum.
She was into the Steiff ones at the time. Anyway, the museum turned out to be a creepy old woman's front room, stuffed to the fucking gills with ratty old bears and the tour consisted of her telling us how Clive, the dark brown moth-eaten old cunt at the back, had been put there because he'd got into the biscuit tin again.

Completely barking fucking mad, she was.

And so was the owner of the museum LOL
( Kroney, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:11, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I had a similar experience
at Gnome World on the A303.

It's not as exciting as it sounds, just hundreds of gnomes in a caravan site.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Haha!
I really hope this is a real place
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

www.gnome-world.co.uk

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Oh my.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)

FREE ENTRY!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Gnome-world bash 2012
ESSENTIAL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

I've booked already
Me and Quents are helicoptering in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

It's in Cornwall so it's a fair shlep.
Summer camping bash in Cornwall?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Hence the helicopter
My space shuttle is in for repairs that week
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I intend to spend three whole weeks at Gnome World

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Fuck that, man!
Sell your flat and buy a fixed berth there. Money woes solved and GNOMES!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:36, Reply)

It seems too good to be true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:37, Reply)

They have traditional scrumpy.
Gnomes, caravans and scrumpy. Sounding better.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Shit is ON, Pooks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Camping is cheap.
I've got a tent that sleeps 8.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I am a compulsive and rather vocal onanist.
I think my own tent might be best.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I'm OK with that if you are.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:51, Reply)

More than that - I'm extremely proud of my behaviour.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I bet she was into steiff ones, the dirty bitch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

And anal.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I suppose her curling out one onto his coffee table doesn't count?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)

After she'd eaten 2 kilos of peanuts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Suddenly the peanut brittle they were making on TV last night doesn't appeal as much

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Nothing brittle about that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

*bokes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)