I just blitzed the flat, I'm fucking good at this cleaning thing, I even got a sponge and flash with bleech and did all the tiles in the bathroom. I even took everything off the telly stand to wipe itdown
The place is imaculate now. if the spice girls came over and said "I will have sex with someone with a very clean imaculate flat" I would say "I have a very clean imaculate flat." and have sex with them, except for Sporty Spice, I would show her the tiny little spot I left dirty just in case this sinario comes true and there is one of four people who I don't want to have sex with.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:45, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Gonz you're a domestic god.
I've got curry/grease stains on a jacket that I love, took it to the dry cleaners and it did nothing. Am I fucked?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Possibly.
If the jacket runs the risk of being ruined anyway due to the stains, you may as well just bung it in the wash and see what happens. If it survives, bingo, if not, get pissed and give it a nice funeral.

I did this with a suit jacket that had blood on it and it was fine bar the lining being a little frayed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Or, see if there's any of that 1001 stuff for laundry stains.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 14:03, Reply)

I reckon there must be a service where they're miracle workers with stains.
That you can send stuff off to or something. I'm going to investigate, I'm not giving up on this jacket. Wasn't expensive but it's a favourite.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 14:05, Reply)

This might help
ask.metafilter.com/16778/Curry-stain-removal
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Or try some Vanish.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 14:12, Reply)

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to let you down on this one, today's the first time I've used a washing machine in like 8 months.
My one in my old flat was shit, it used to take like 3-4 hours, so Ma' did my washing for me. And my new one just came last saturday and I wasn't well during the week, so anyway, today's the first time I've used one in yonks.

I just asked Ma', and she said clothes washing was never her fortay, sorry mate.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)