He's a cheeky bastard isn't he.
I've been going out of my way to invite him out to things so he doesn't forget what the outside world looks like, I've overlooked all the times he's soiled himself in public, or got confused and started getting undressed and asking "Where's me tea?", I've even provided him with ice cold polish lager. And this is the thanks I get.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:25, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'm an incorrigible swine, aren't I?

Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I'm this close to reconsidering our acquaintanceship.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Are your arms as wide as they would be if someone asked you to demonstrate how wide Swipes vagina is?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Absolutely.
As if I were describing the length of my love truncheon.

Well, I say truncheon, ........
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Telegraph pole?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Toothpick, more like
Often found in the mouths of gentlemen too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)