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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's Monday afternoon now.
I am bored to fucking tears.

1. Would you ever emigrate for good? If so, where to and why?
2. What's you favourite smell and why?
3. Why does my piss smell of Walkers Roast Chicken crisps after a heavy few days?
4. Which year was the best EVARR?
5. The Welsh: why?
6. Are you still here?

EDIT
7. Do you agree that 'blood pressie' is the most bent phrase of all time?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:55, 248 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
1. What? And leave all this?
*looks around*
I'll take whatever you're offering.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)
2. Inevitably, your mum
Yes, yes, I know. Lesbian etc.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Personally I don't like the smell of rotting kippers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)
No, I didn't really think it through, did I?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:01, Reply)
It's what she does with the rotting kippers you put up with the smell for

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:05, Reply)
3. Oh while we are doing obvious answers:
AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I am fucked
Was working from 6am - 10pm on Saturday and 9am - midnight yesterday

1. Possibly. Canary Islands or something
2. Fresh bread. NOMNOMNOM
3. It is all the hot cock you had shoved down your throat
4. 1992. I was 17 and the music was goooood
5. For leek-based lols
6. In body only
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)
i'm so confused
so many questions.

have another: does anyone here know anything about blood pressure? mine has gone from the low end of healthy to the very high end of healthy in the 4 weeks i have been doing this detox - can it vary a LOT from one reading to the next, or am i totally fucked?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:01, Reply)
For a variation on a common theme:
I'm afraid it's SADS
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:02, Reply)
GAYDS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:04, Reply)
It can vary, simply drinking more water can boost your blood pressie
Mine is unusually low, probably because I'm dead inside
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Your blood fucking what?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Innit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:05, Reply)
really??
i went from 108/70 to 135/83 and water intake has gone from pretty much zero other than in fruit, veg and diet coke to about 3-4 litres a day......
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Don't worry over 24 hour period mine dropped several time to around
70/50 and even slightly lower
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)
ok
thank you. i do have a sliiiiight tendency to overreact...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:15, Reply)
where on earth did you get the idea that drinking water raises blood pressure?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:07, Reply)
My cardiologist
Are you better qualified?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:12, Reply)
really? on what basis?
I mean, even I'm not going to argue with a cardiologist, but unless you have a certain very specific medical condition I'm amazed.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)
The simple fact is, if you are dehydrated your body does not create
Rwd blood cells as efficiently as it should, so before giving drugs to anyone they suggest drinking more water.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Also I'm allowed to eat salt willy nilly
Strikethrough as you wish
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Did you show it to the girl next door?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:31, Reply)
so that might mean someone with apparently low blood pressure could then become within a normal range
but could it also make a normal reading high? one for the cardio maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Or you might simple have bone cancer
Probably caught it from your bent boyfriend's cock
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:18, Reply)
i could do with that right now
take my mind off this blood pressure shit
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Sorry, you could do with bone cancer, or your bent boyfriend's cock?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:22, Reply)
i'd prefer the cock, if i'm being entirely honest

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)
I'm not completely surprised

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:33, Reply)
that's for elevated blood pressure.
dehydration increases not decreases blood pressure. The only condition I'm aware of that does the reverse is autonomic failure.

There has been some fairly unsubstantiated research that suggests in a small proportion of people there is a very short term (15 mins or so) increase in blood pressure immediately after drinking a large amount of water - thought to be due to a misfiring control receptor - but otherwise, like I say, I'm astonished.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Meh, just what I was told
Probably nhs cuts innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)
no, genuinely, he's a cardiologist
I'm sure he's got a million times better handle on this than me, I just can't possibly imagine how it could happen, except the receptor thing, and that's really short term.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:23, Reply)
you can get huge variations if you suffer from white coat syndrome.
but, otherwise, not really. Cutting out caffiene should have lowered it, not vice versa. So, that's probably not good. Insert "I fucking told you so" as many times as you like.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:04, Reply)
definitely not WCS
possibly crappy tesco pharmacy as opposed to proper doctor syndrome.

argh. will it go down again??? my resting pulse rate had dropped from 68 to 62, which i thought was good.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Also her post could be read as:
My blood pressure has remained within the healthy range.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:06, Reply)
no, it now falls within "prehypertension" which i am not happy about, as it has never been anything like this before!
validate me, but mostly just fix it, kthx!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Speaking as a quack
I can recommend you supplement with Co Enzyme Q10, Garlic and something high in Antioxidants which I'll think up off the top of my head when you call.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:10, Reply)
CQ and Enzyme?
should i take both at once? or one after the other?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Haha
You can have a click for that.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Take both after eating 4 times a day

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:17, Reply)
the whole antioxidants thing
is one of the most unsubstantiated pieces of horseshit in the history of quack medicine.

Just sayin.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:20, Reply)
I'm well aware of that
Good profit margins, though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)
sorry tangles
but anything that changes your blood pressure significantly over such a short space of time is something to at the very least be concerned about.

Also, I'm aware of the exact detox thing she's doing, and it does fit into the category of "things that may be considered not clever"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Swipe is doing Nakers?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:11, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I thought she had just stopped boozing and drinking diet coke?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:11, Reply)
it's a bit more extreme than that
but until the blood pressure test, i was feeling amazing. now i am just feeling worried!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Worrying will only exacerbate your blood pressure problems

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:22, Reply)
it's like an exercise in irony

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Ironic exercising may help a little.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:27, Reply)
could it be a temporary reading though?
ie the difference between having it taken at the surgery after 15 mins of sitting calmly in the waiting room and having it taken at the supermarket after a couple of hours of shopping, car valeting etc?

or should i go back to the doctor? :(((
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:12, Reply)
That depends
Is he HOT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:13, Reply)
god you're so fucking shallow

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)
buy a blood pressure monitor
they cost fuck all. Take your blood pressure at the same time every day for a week or so. See how it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:15, Reply)
but, yeah, it could be temporary
mine fluctuates massively with stress.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:15, Reply)
this is practical and sensible advice, i will look on amazon
i would be really fucked off if yeah, my skinny jeans are too loose and yeah i have kicked the diet coke habit, but then i need to start taking blood pressure meds. urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:17, Reply)
sod amazon.
Boots sell BMA approved ones for about 30 quid.

Edit - and you're miles off meds. I've fluctuated between pre-hypertension and hypertension for years and I'm not on meds, and I'm older than you.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:20, Reply)
this is making me feel much better
you're not all that bad really, are you?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:22, Reply)
mine floats around 135/80 ish.
but I have WCS, which means that the standard reading in a doc's surgery is more like 160-170, which is difficult to explain. Oddly when I had my life insurance medical it was 120/80 though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:25, Reply)
funny that
hmm. does the doctor have a hot nurse, wearing nothing underneath the white coat? that could explain it?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)
jesus, no.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:27, Reply)
then my prescription is a new doctor with a new nurse

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:33, Reply)
1: Australia
Good climate, good quality of life and got mates out there already. Also it would be as far away from you as possible
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:01, Reply)
We got it wrong
We should have left the convicts here and all gone over there and ousted the Aborigines ourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:04, Reply)
There was as much murdering as their was ousting
Poor simple bastards didn't stand a chance
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Chock full of Australians though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:05, Reply)
They're fine as long as you're white.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)
1. Hell yes. If Salmond gets his way I'm gone. probably Aus, NZ or Canada
2. I quite like a bit of woodsmoke
3. It's definitely bad AIDS
4. 1983
5. Well, quite
6. No.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:02, Reply)
What happened in 1983?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:03, Reply)
He lost his virginity to Mr Davies the PE teacher

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Oh, I say. Textbook.
Roffle
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Prince's less well received party single....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I was born

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)
No one died

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)
*Votes SNP*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:03, Reply)
that won't help
you'll need to come and live up here and vote in the referendum in 2014.

You do know getting me out of the country won't stop me posting here, though?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Do they have the internet abroad now?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:27, Reply)
ok so
1 - for half the year, ideally
2 - napalm in the morning
3 - charming
4 - 1995/6 baby
5 - fuck alone knows. ask bobby
6 - not if my blood pressure has anything to do with it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:10, Reply)
I've never heard the phrase 'blood pressie'
but it's pretty bent.

I can't be bothered with the rest of that shit. But you said Emigrate, which is a bit like Emirates, which is who I'm flying with to Malaysia. Have to get to fucking Gatwick by 7:30am though :(
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:13, Reply)
You're flying to Malaysia?
Why haven't you mentioned this before?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I try not to brag.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)
do they have travellodges in malaysia?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:18, Reply)
hahaha
Yeah but they're called tavelwodges
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)
1.maybe I dunno where though, havent been anywhere.
2. Rain on the mountain in summer. Can't really say why.
3. Because you touch yourself at night.
4. I dont know, none shows itself as the best, good things happen, bad things happen
5. I dont actually know anything about them
6. For today
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:13, Reply)
You should come to the UK and see what you think.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:18, Reply)
i want to
But I need to get a new job so I can pay my bills first
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:23, Reply)
7. In what context has that ever been used?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)

news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1356&dat=19820130&id=6LVPAAAAIBAJ&sjid=kAYEAAAAIBAJ&pg=838,7729566
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Nakers, in this thread.
See above.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:17, Reply)
I'm on my phone and have hideously swollen fingers from too much "gaming"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Tell it to the judge.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:29, Reply)

1. No.
2. The smell of burning gypsies. The bouquet of a decent bottle of Rioja.
3. Cancer of the bladder.
4. 2011. Got married. Became a dad.
5. Civilised nations have been asking this for years. Nobody knows. Not even David Icke.
6. Yes. For a limited time only.
7. It's in the top ten. Not as annoying as people who say 'fillum' instead of 'film'.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:24, Reply)

1. Yes. Probably to somewhere in SE Asia. Love the climate.
2. Hot buttered toast.
3. PKU
4. Difficult to say. 2003 - 2005 were pretty awesome
5. Because we're great. (Actually I'm half Welsh)
6. No
7. No. 'Shag my throat until I puke blood big boy' is probably the gayest phrase. YMMV
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Alright Glitter, it's the "climate" you go for...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Primate, more like

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Bored too mate.
And coping with what I have to call "clients", meh.
(1), yes Morocco, love the place.
(2), my own flatulence.
(3), see a doctor.
(4), late 70s or late 80s.
(5), indeed.
(6), my avatar is, yes.

Edit,(7), I've not heard it before.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:28, Reply)
1) it really is fucking lovely isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)
It has both Muslims and Monkeys.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Only been twice, I'm going to go to the South next time.
Camels, desert and shit hot hash, can't go wrong!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:38, Reply)
I am considering going to Morocco this year
five days in Marrakesh and five days on the coast somewhere failing utterly to learn to surf. Whereabouts did you go?
(berk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Fez, Marrakesh and Casablanca.
Fucking rocked.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I have heard good things about Fez
Depending on time and money I may also go there and Casablanca. I am not sure what level of hassle I'm likely to get as a lone female traveller though.
(berk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I heard the fame went to their heads

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:55, Reply)
I heard you should leave the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:57, Reply)
I heard that too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Just act as if you know what you're doing.
Locals can spot tourists a mile off, guys as well as girls.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Casablanca is amazing.
One of my favourite places on the planet.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Essaouira.
It's absolutely superb.

Embarrassingly, I chose the destination because Jimi Hendrix used to go there. His favourite hotel has giant pictures of him all over the place, and a simply stunning restaurant.
/gay
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Fan Boy!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I know, I know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Who gives a shit as long as you had a nice time?

(berk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Incredible barbecued seafood griilled on the quayside moments after the boats landed,
a lovel walled medieval city with sea views, the longest beach I've ever seen and a massive ruined fort.

And the world's finest hashish.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:00, Reply)
It's only an hour and a half from Agadir
I may look in to this.
(berk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Please ensure you push pineapples
and also shake a tree
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)
That's another 37 minutes on the naughty step for you, Mister

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I am tired
This is my only defence
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Oh you cunt.

(berk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I want some Moroccan hashish
How does one safely buy it over there?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Ask this guy
www.b3ta.com/questions/notarrested/post1514913
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Hi, re your question yesterday on buying hash in Morocco.
Be careful mate, the local police and dealers have it reasonably sewn up, so if you want to buy some personal, ask the hotel/guest house people. Same as in any country, they know all the local dodges, and can score you top notch gear, at a good price. Tip them well, and you'll be well looked after.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:54, Reply)
This.
Apart from all the gay-for-Jimi part.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:02, Reply)
1. Yes, If I could move there with a good job. To New Zealand or Canada.
2. Bacon sarnies, obvious reasons.
3. Old Walkers bags are not reusable as condoms. (poor Lusty)
4. 1988.
5. Someone has got to keep the English and the micks apart.
6. I'm not all there, no.
7. What is a blood pressie? some kind of present from a black fellah.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Zzzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzz.
1.) In a New York minute. States or Australia. They speak English.
2.) Sizling veal chop. Coffee. Garlic. (French breath as it's known).
3.) It's milk from Sugar Puffs for me.
4.) Hpefully this year although I enjoyed last year. Before that 89/90/91, good party years.
5.) Beast of the Field.
6.) Yes. It's this or spreadsheetery.
7.) Never heard it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:34, Reply)
I'd emigrate for food.
Little Chef are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Bring your healthy appetite and we'll make sure you leave ready for your journey - wherever you're going.
Their motto.
Not been to one for years.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)
I went to one (or something similar) when stuck in a queue on some arse-end A road on the way back from a festival a few years ago.
Monumental portions of absolutely fucking minging fried crap for about three quid. It was like an unwelcome trip back to the 1970s. The fat had probably been in the fryers since the 1970s.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Little Thief is a more appropriate name for them. .

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)
£4.49 for a sausage butty?
Taking the fucking piss really.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Olympic breakfast with pot of tea and toast was about £14.
Best part of £30 for two. I have eaten in gastropubs for little more than that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Is this a Worrall Thompson gag?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Hahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Ready, Steady, Run Like Fuck

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Afternoon all
1) No, probably not. I might retire elsewhere, if I had sufficient funds to do so. I know a number of people who've thought the grass is greener elsewhere only to come home horribly disillusioned a few years later when they've realised that the grass might be greener but the dog turds in it are just as big and bad as the ones here.
2) Freshly baked bread and certain aftershaves.
3) Because your kidneys are knackered.
4) 2002 was a fairly good one.
5) Because.
6) Sadly yes. I will get to go and have my lunch in about 10 minutes though, and this makes me happy because I'm fucking starving.
7) Yes, even though I have no idea what it means. It sounds like the kind of phrase somebody who uses a moon cup might use for their period.
(berk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:45, Reply)
What happened in 2002?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Death of the Queen Mother.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I LOVED that.
The Fishbone Strikes Back.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Generic good times, I guess
lots of gigs and drinking and having fun with friends and the like.
(berk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:54, Reply)
You should resolve to make 2012 like 2002.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Blimey
I had laser surgery on my eyes 10 years ago...

eek!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:56, Reply)
I should
however most of my mates are more interested in nights in with their partners than they are in coming out and getting silly and having fun. I'd even settle for cheese and wine evenings or dinner parties, but no...the advent of the late twenties appear to have turned them all in to boring fuckers.
(berk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Invite them for nights in at yours, showing them that much fun can be had.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:00, Reply)
That is extremely bent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Yup
however I shall be moving to Oxford soon, most likely, which means more bashes ahoy.
(berk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Forgive my impertinence
but the mistake you are making here is to think that being labelled with a post-it with a nob drawn on it by an horrific examplar of poor personal hygiene is some sort of replacement for a social life.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I understood every word in that sentence
but not the actual sentence itself.
(berk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)
He says: bashes is well shit, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Oh right
thank you for translating.
(berk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:19, Reply)
/OT bashes are not like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Mmmhmm.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Honest guv.
Not the ones I've been to, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I have to concur.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:29, Reply)
I fear other areas of B3ta may be, can you imagine the sweaty hormones at a QOTWE bash!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)
I've been to a few
and the standards of personal hygiene were pretty remarkable, all things considered.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:32, Reply)
It's not so much the personal hygiene as the look
on everyones faces when they realise they are socialising out of their bedrooms.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:35, Reply)
*Mumbles something about World of Warcraft*
*Stares at floor*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:38, Reply)
That is v good news.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Dude. Your friends are well shit.
And that's an unprofessional medical opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:06, Reply)
A little bit, yeah
sad but true.
(berk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)
I want to do a cheese and wine evening
I have fucking loads of wine, and I really like cheese, so I thought I should get all my friends to bring cheese round and then we can drink my wine.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)
I've not been invited like,
but it sounds like a great plan to me. I mean, you've got your friends, who are lovely, and then you've got cheese and wine as well, which are two of the finest things upon the earth.
(berk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:11, Reply)
See, I'd invite you, but it'd be a bit weird wouldn't it.
I mean, there's me, and then there's you, and then there's my wife. And inviting a young attractive girl who clearly has sexual feelings towards me into my house while my wife will be around is clearly just a waste of both our times.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Blue nun and pink crimped primula.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Pink crimped primula now sounds like a sex injury

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:15, Reply)
A very good idea.
I drunkenly ate about half a wheel of Epoisses yesterday, it stank like a rotting tramp but tasted superb.

We also had Barbadillo Sticky Pudding Wine which sounds a bit shit but is similarly delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:12, Reply)
You should have another one
I couldn't come/wasn't invited to the last one.
(berk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Do you mean Swipe's soiree at mine?
I'm happy to host as many little get-togethers as people want - once my sofa gets fixed....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I wasn't invited either.
That's the last crab fucking linguine I make for you!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I didn't do the inviting YOU CUNT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:22, Reply)
How CONVENIENT!
I often have people round to the house without any input into the invite list. Twunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Seriously.`Swipe arranged the fucking lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)
technically
it was gonz's idea.

and he didn't make it due to being sick!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Now to be fair, my idea was "Lets me and you meet up for some dinner", implying some kind of date, like it has been every 4 months for a couple of years that keeps on getting put back...
...which turned into a "Monty and lusty must come with us", implying that you're not interested or want a double date.
...which turned into a "how about X Y Z come along?", implying that the whole date thing is out the window, which is completely fine, I'm cool with having dinner with a whole bunch of friends, I honestly really don't care, get to try out some amazing resturants that you and monty always go on about.
... which turned into a "Monty has no money, but he said we can all go around to his flat instead", which kind of implies some kind of so-ray.

Which is all totally cool, and I would have enjoyed it if I was well enough to come, but it wasn't exactly my idea.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Haha
Keep trying Gonz. It looks like Berk is about to ditch her fella and will need a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)
It's OK, I'm not the one missing out, I'm with me 24/7, that's pretty awesome most of the time.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)
He's a cheeky bastard isn't he.
I've been going out of my way to invite him out to things so he doesn't forget what the outside world looks like, I've overlooked all the times he's soiled himself in public, or got confused and started getting undressed and asking "Where's me tea?", I've even provided him with ice cold polish lager. And this is the thanks I get.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I'm an incorrigible swine, aren't I?

Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I'm this close to reconsidering our acquaintanceship.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Are your arms as wide as they would be if someone asked you to demonstrate how wide Swipes vagina is?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Absolutely.
As if I were describing the length of my love truncheon.

Well, I say truncheon, ........
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Telegraph pole?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Toothpick, more like
Often found in the mouths of gentlemen too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Will you be offering baths?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Of course.
What decent host doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Oh man, me too.... I can host one has my house warming, and I know an awesome place to get cheese from, like, stunning-amazing-awesome cheeses.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Patricia Michaelson's place in Highbury is amazing for cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:43, Reply)
That's what you currently need, £40 worth of cheese.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)
You are so right.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I made chinese roast pork belly yesterday and the leftovers are calling to me
I can't stop eating it!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Fat bastard.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:27, Reply)
I am by far and away the portliest person on here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:28, Reply)
I am 17 and a half stone.
Do I win?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:31, Reply)
I discovered that all this marathon training has made me put on weight, rather than lose it.
Of course it could be all the chocolate i've been scoffing to make myself feel better about getting up at 6am to run around the cold streets of north london.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Muscle weighs more than fat
And Stunned weighs more than everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Combined.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)
That is big.
How much does the other one weigh?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)
2 oz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Pork crackling is awesome.
Internet fact.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Controversial.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)
IN NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE:
'Beer is nice'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Followed by "Drugs are Bad"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Just ask Frank.
Gallagher that is.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)
I'm eating mini-Lindors
They were NINE PENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Do you like the black ones?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Not as much as your mum does.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)
*click*
1st proper officelol of the day
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)
It is motherfucking payday tomorrow!
Woop! I actually could weep at how much tax, NI and pension I've paid this month. It is more than I normally earn
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)
I try not to think about that sort of thing.
I'm Daily Maily enough as it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)
The top left of my payslip looked fucking brilliant
and then I looked down to the bottom right.....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Alright, Tory boy!!
They say charity begins at home.

At least you have a job.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)
It's all going to Davvo, you know

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)
I wish...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Well
1. Yep. Don't know where though. I'm not very well travelled
2. I like the smell of Chai Tea
3. Some kind of kidney issue I imagine. What am I, a doctor?
4. Every single year has been a mix of very good and very bad for as long as I can remember. Couldn't narrow it down to one.
5. Because someone has to come from Wales, surely?
6. Yep
7. I have no idea what that means.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)
7) it means 'blood pressure' but in a horrible Australianised abbreviated way.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)
1: I nearly did. It would have been the end of this summer if it had worked out.
2: There's some sort of currant that flowers at the beginning of spring. It always reminds me of being a kid.
3: Because your kidneys are about to explode.
4: None really stand out. I guess 2001 was pretty good. Travelling and festivals.
5: Because the Saxons couldn't finish the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)
1) to where?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Your mums bedroom

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)
I think everyone is in there at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Canada

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Oh yes, I remember now.
Thinking about Halifax weren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Paul's house.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)
6. Yes. Where the hell is everyone else?
They can't all be working.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)
I knew it was a mistake putting you all on ignore.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I wouldn't mind so much if I was putting this time to good use and doing some work.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)

1. USA or Canada - like it there
2. Cinnamon
3. Because you are a broken, wretched old fossil
4. Year one
5. To remind us how much better our lives are by comparison
6. Just skinned up so not for much longer
7. No
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Two's up on that, Bobby?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)
it's definitely a sharer. Unless I want to be asleep by five.
On a happier note, all my star wars novels arrived today. I have a good three months reading to look forward to now.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:26, Reply)
I wouldn't mind being asleep by five.
Why are most of the teachers that I know massive stoners?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Or is it that I tend to befriend stoners
and some of them happen to be teachers?
Whatever. I'm going home now.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Because the kids are cunts?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Because many teachers are perennial students who are unable to function in the real world.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Those that can - do. Those that can't - teach.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Those that are grotesquely obese - Bobby

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:37, Reply)
some of us do both.
Although I'd hate to have to teach actual children. The supposed adults I have to deal with are bad enough.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Yeah but we have great in the summer whilst your sat in a shitty office
plus we get to work with kids who are nicer and funnier than most "real people"
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Nothing shitty about my office.
It's the picture of comfort and civilisation.

Free coffee, biscuits and soft drinks on tap.

Generally work to my own timetable. Free dinners and lunches about the town.

"Smith!! Put Singh down!"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:41, Reply)
The sublime life of a Big Issue vendor.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Freecycling at it's finest.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Punctuation at it is worst.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)
I'm not criticising teachers, stoners or indeed anyone.
Just an observation.

I fucking loathe my job and having seen my father get six months off a year - plus an extra term's sabbatical every seven years, I agree that it can be an extremely cushy billet indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Alright Gandhi.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Good afternoon Nehru.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:48, Reply)
wait a minute while I google it and formulate some sort of shit response.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Ok see you soon!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:51, Reply)
BORING.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Google Nehru?
Are you a history teacher?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Nope, Primary school.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Thank God.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)
More or Less, I'm your man, Indian politics... get to fuck

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I did South Asian Studies at university.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:54, Reply)
May I ask why?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I applied by mistake, if I'm honest.
I am very interested in the Mughals and in the Raj so I toyed with the idea - but I actually thought I'd applied to do Classics with Philosophy.

My father wouldn't let me go out until I'd done my UCAS forms and in my haste I applied for the wrong course. I phoned them up when I got my acceptance letter to tell them they'd got it wrong. That was an embarrassing conversation...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)
That's similar to how my dad ended up as a Chartered Surveyor.
fucking hilarious!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Really fucking lame isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Better Aisan History than economics or something else terrible.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:12, Reply)
Quite so.
I would have had to switch if I'd fucked up that badly. As it was it was an interesting course anyway. Apart from the Asian Cinema unit which was terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)
what, no kung fu?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)
I wish.
Nope - 4 hour black and white silent 'epics' with casts of thousands: utterly, utterly tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:19, Reply)
the only good aisans fight or cook. Otherwise useless, better off gassed.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:20, Reply)
So true.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)
oh and doing sums

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)
And, like Nehru, was born to an (arse) Pandit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)
That was solid gold.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Yes dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)
1. Maybe, depends who I went with
2. vanilla because it is nice
3. dehydration
4. 1996
5. Dunno, but I got daffodils today from a colleague since having bought a house now I have finally admitted I live here
6. yup.
7. I have no idea what you mean, I assume someone answered in this thread but it's too long to read
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:10, Reply)

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