I wouldn't mind being asleep by five.
Why are most of the teachers that I know massive stoners?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:28, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Or is it that I tend to befriend stoners
and some of them happen to be teachers?
Whatever. I'm going home now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Because the kids are cunts?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Because many teachers are perennial students who are unable to function in the real world.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Those that can - do. Those that can't - teach.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Those that are grotesquely obese - Bobby

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:37, Reply)

some of us do both.
Although I'd hate to have to teach actual children. The supposed adults I have to deal with are bad enough.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Yeah but we have great in the summer whilst your sat in a shitty office
plus we get to work with kids who are nicer and funnier than most "real people"
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Nothing shitty about my office.
It's the picture of comfort and civilisation.

Free coffee, biscuits and soft drinks on tap.

Generally work to my own timetable. Free dinners and lunches about the town.

"Smith!! Put Singh down!"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:41, Reply)

The sublime life of a Big Issue vendor.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Freecycling at it's finest.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Punctuation at it is worst.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I'm not criticising teachers, stoners or indeed anyone.
Just an observation.

I fucking loathe my job and having seen my father get six months off a year - plus an extra term's sabbatical every seven years, I agree that it can be an extremely cushy billet indeed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Alright Gandhi.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Good afternoon Nehru.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:48, Reply)

wait a minute while I google it and formulate some sort of shit response.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Ok see you soon!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:51, Reply)

BORING.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Google Nehru?
Are you a history teacher?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Nope, Primary school.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Thank God.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)

More or Less, I'm your man, Indian politics... get to fuck

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)

I did South Asian Studies at university.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:54, Reply)

May I ask why?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I applied by mistake, if I'm honest.
I am very interested in the Mughals and in the Raj so I toyed with the idea - but I actually thought I'd applied to do Classics with Philosophy.

My father wouldn't let me go out until I'd done my UCAS forms and in my haste I applied for the wrong course. I phoned them up when I got my acceptance letter to tell them they'd got it wrong. That was an embarrassing conversation...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)

That's similar to how my dad ended up as a Chartered Surveyor.
fucking hilarious!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Really fucking lame isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Better Aisan History than economics or something else terrible.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:12, Reply)

Quite so.
I would have had to switch if I'd fucked up that badly. As it was it was an interesting course anyway. Apart from the Asian Cinema unit which was terrible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

what, no kung fu?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)

I wish.
Nope - 4 hour black and white silent 'epics' with casts of thousands: utterly, utterly tedious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:19, Reply)

the only good aisans fight or cook. Otherwise useless, better off gassed.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:20, Reply)

So true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)

oh and doing sums

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)

And, like Nehru, was born to an (arse) Pandit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Oh dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)

That was solid gold.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Yes dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)