I do like a good bit of pelt, that's for sure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:45, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Are you an uncle who's an uncle, or one of 'mummy's special friends'?

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Barry from Eastenders described me as such

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

The latter, then.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)

I've met him; emphasis very much on the 'special'.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Those windows sure taste good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

He told me not to say
Because no one would believe me and mummy wouldn't love me anymore.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Don't forget the fact that Uncle sportscow will bum you to death

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

meh, there are worse ways to die.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Brace yourself, I'm going in dry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I dunno -
you looked pretty sad when you tried to burn yourself to death with Kaol's lighter...
( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Hahahaha.
That fucking hurt that did.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I'm not really surprised.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

I was.
It didn't seem to hurt at all at the time, but for the next week it was agony.

One of a number of reasons I am glad I finally quit drinking...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I need to know more about this story please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

There's not much of a story really.
I was drunk (surprise, surprise) and Kaol had a lighter that was like a mini blow torch. I borrowed it and drunkenly forgot that the flame blasted out of the side rather than the top so burnt a blister the size of a 50p coin onto the palm of my hand.

After the shock had worn off I think i put some ice on it and just carried on with the night without thinking about it.

And then I woke up the next day...christ it hurt.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

OOACHA!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Even violent, psychopathic Kaol looked concerned.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)