hahahaha!
I was just about to post and ask how he was getting on
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:11, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I found teh cooking oil in the crockery cupboard the other day.
One of us is definitely going senile. The thing is, he never uses the cooking oil, so it might well have been me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)

My missus puts things away in the fucking stupidest places
This reminds me that I need to request a new Tesco clubcard as she "misplaced" mine after "misplacing" hers a few weeks ago. This story also goes for Nectar cards, cash, her glasses, bank statements, etc.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Oh this ^
Mrs Dupinblue often asks if she can borrow my cash card as she has lost her own. Why would I trust her with mine if she couldn't look after her own?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Hmmm
We appear to be married to the same person
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Funny, she does work away a lot...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

bitches be trippin'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)