I reckon that would be the danger, he'd be too drugged up to feel pain
and I wouldn't want to really hurt him in case I got into trouble. Also, his brother might come at me with a samuri sword and I would hate for my family to be left with an unsolved reason for my disappearance since the police wouldn't investigate it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:20, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

But say he was coming after me for having an affair with Lusty, do you think you could stop him from hurting me?
I'm not sure what zones OAP travelcards go to these days, so I think I'm safe at home, but at work, he might come after me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Gonz if he came at you he'd better have a travelcard that lets him go all the way to Painville
or else he'll get a twenty pound fine to add to his troubles.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Lusty is doing it.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Lusty is issuing me with a twenty pound fine?
That seems a little unfair.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:33, Reply)

See below.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:35, Reply)

She has in fact done it.
Which leaves Monty as the last person to decide what he wants.

Oh Monty.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:35, Reply)

She's supposed to tell you mine,
Oh Al.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Dont you "oh al" me
it's not my fault you can't keep your woman in check.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Are you suggesting I administer some JUSTICE to my dear missus?
Are you fucking mad? She'd have my arms off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)

All that aside, what did you choose?
I reckon you went with Pulled Pork Quesadilla and Baby Back Ribs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Chicken, rib & pork combo.
don't wan't nutt'n else.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Okay. If it's a money thing I'll happily sub your starter, I think it's probably a fixed price anyway.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Hold up here, you might be able to work me a BBQ covered blowjob out of this, or at least a snog.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I reckon I'll just order him some chicken wings and we'll split them between us, yeah?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)

does this mean you'll both get to top and tail his girlfriend?
its only fair
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Sounds good,
Have I shown you that trick that I incest on telling everyone when I have chickenwings in company of other people? Where I get pull out one of the bones so I can have all the meat in one go?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:06, Reply)

HOLY SHIT, talk about a coincidence.
Lifehacker has just come up with an ever better methord.
lifehacker.com/5880851/eat-a-chicken-wing-with-one-hand
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

I'm soooo getting chicken wings for dinner tonight

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)