I have the morning off. So no work for me yet.
And if that hasn't made you jealous, I'm dead popular with the ladeez, too. You know, except for *that* one. That was her fault though, she got to know me rather than just admiring me from afar. The cretin.

Alright, kids?
( Kroney, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:20, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fuckin' A, dude.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)

I'm listening to the Rolling Stones.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how bent does this make me?
( Kroney, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)

0
They've made some utterly brilliant records.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

...and some shite ones too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Given that they've been going nearly 50 years I think that can be excused.
Not a defence that your mates 'Pearl Jam' can offer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)

cannot be forgiven
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB_ctdibMvM
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I can't beat that for a response

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

That is my favourite pop video of all time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

The dancing is excellent
I wonder if "Maroon 5" would want "moves like Jagger" if they saw this
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

They want shot, that's for certain

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Adam Levine is a fucking cunt and their music is fucking shit and I hate them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Concise

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)

with a smattering of asperges

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

puts on audioslave

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Very good
if a little dyslexic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Yet fair. I fucking loathe that band.
It's the worst kind of vapid girl music.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)

I think Mika takes that crown

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:41, Reply)

This is mine,
filmed in Milton Keynes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn9mLnKmPco
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)

In fairness, that's mislabelled.
That was only Jagger, not The Stones. And Jagger solo has always been shit.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Jagger is excellent in Freejack!
He appears to play "Mick Jagger"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Ha. I remember that film only because of him.
It's some of the weirdest 'acting' I have ever seen.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

...and Emilio Estefez
Also excellent in Judgement Night
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Am I imagining it or is Anthony Hopkins in it too?
I assume he must have had a period where he fell off the wagon if he is, as I can't think of any other reason for him agreeing to it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I think he is, yes
As some kind of "Wizard of Oz" type character
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:44, Reply)

He's even better in Performance.
Less so in Ned Kelly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)

That is complete bollocks
'Memo From Turner' is a work of genius.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)

They have been going 20 years so I'd use the same excuse
On the whole, the Rolling Stones are excellent though Mick Jagger is getting steadily more terrifying as he gets older
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.

( Kroney, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

V good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)

*moves like Yoda*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Also v good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

9.8/10 for both.
*cricket applause*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:14, Reply)

This would depend on the song, I think
But the bent-o-meter would start registering at least a 6
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

*nods*
Morning sir
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)

*High fives*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)