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Morning you flange of bloated blubbery baboonsI won't be here much today as I have loads of work and estate agents to deal with, so play nice and try not to be too autistic, ok?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:40,
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Looks like it's going to be a good day, then.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:42,
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I'm sure this is hilarious if you know any of their output.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:47,
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Shhhh. He said he wasn't hanging around.Don't engage him in conversation or he might change his mind.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:47,
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I agree.I think Nakers should delete his account by way of an apology.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:46,
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Not too shabby, my dear boy.You?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:50,
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Who are you and what have you done with Monty?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:52,
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I bet you're really stressed about all that work you've got to do.I reckon you should get cracking right away.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:54,
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TiredAnd grumpy. So the same as usual really.
I have had two texts this morning from colleagues asking me what's going on between me and the blonde woman who sits by me in work. Unfortunately there is nothing to report.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:55,
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*checks phone*The first text I had from your wife was in November. So sometime then
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:01,
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by that I mean good morning, of course.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:58,
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good morrow dear sirand verily sooth the finest of bird song to sooth your fevered brow this St.Crispins day
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:59,
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memememememememememememememememe(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:28,
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I didn't know you were a Buddhist.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:01,
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nah, just a fat, bald, topless shut inor Al as I'm otherwise known
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:07,
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For some reason I am now picturing you as Hufty from 'The Word'.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:12,
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Fucks sakeThere's a "celebrity" that should have been burnt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:27,
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Hello, QuentinGlad to see you've survived to the middle of another week without hospitalization or incarceration.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:09,
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careful, that's an 8 game ban.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:10,
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Tay tay tay tay t-t-t-tay-tay tay tay!Take or leave us, only please believe us,
We ain't ever gonna be RESPECTABULL!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:08,
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Oh for fucks sakeI thought waking up with Manic Monday stuck in my head for some reason was bad, but that's just made things worse.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:11,
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but girls do have bones in their tits, right?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:26,
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I'm tempted to put this as my facebook statusto get it in everyones head.
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Nobody reads your facebook status because you have no friends and your family wish you were dead.No offence. Online banter etc.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:55,
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I have work to do today... BECAUSE I'VE STARTED MY NEW JOB!Aaah - back in the land of the gainfully employed, woohoo!
In other news, went to the leaving 'do' of an ex colleague (at her request) and my presence mightily pissed off my ex-manager and the MD of the company. I believe that was her strategy.
Quick Q - I have about £600 to spend on a laptop for work - any suggestions?
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Give me the £600, delete your account and kill yourself.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:15,
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Interesting suggestionLet's run that up the flagpole and see if anyone puts mayonnaise on it.
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Ebuyer and Scan are your best bets for looking for laptops, I findHere's one - www.ebuyer.com/312853-toshiba-satellite-pro-c660-2cn-laptop-psc1me-01000ken
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:18,
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Yeah, if it's just for work, spend 300 quid on a low end Acerand go buy something fun with the rest.
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Kroney, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:23,
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Buy this and spend the rest on cheese and "thai massages"compare.ebay.co.uk/like/290540220671?var=lv<yp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:28,
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I'm sure my new employers would understand if I bought that.I'll skip the cheese though.
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I think I've found the world's worst music video/song.www.vevo.com/watch/nicki-minaj/stupid-hoe/USCMV1100087?recSrc=edtB&source=watch
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:13,
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As that doesn't sayVanilla - No Way, No Way in the link, I suspect you haven't.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:17,
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Sorry Gonz, there are worsewww.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U - The single worst track I've ever heard.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:18,
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This is the best/worst song on youtubewww.youtube.com/watch?v=35LenhOXGvw
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:22,
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Playing nice is not an option.I'm beginning to understand office "politics", which means, basically, everyone within a 50 yard radius is a twat. Also, I'm hungover. have fun with your estate agents.
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I cunningly avoid office politics by being a likeable person and not a crybaby apsergers.hth
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:28,
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Never let it be said that I shy away from a cheap joke.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:24,
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I don't "do" office politicsI have no tact. This explains why after 15 years here I've had one minor promotion
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:27,
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Me either, if I think somebody's being an idiot, I leave them with little doubt.I think that's a personality trait common with most of our lot.
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Kroney, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:28,
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I'm the coolest geek you're ever likely to meet.This is a fact.
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Kroney, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:34,
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That would be all your frozen shit though, wouldn't it?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:35,
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Probably for the bestapparently it makes you go blind.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:51,
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Britain's bishops breathe a sigh of relief.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:26,
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I gone done a run last nightand didn't die. I look upon this as success
Morning all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:20,
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Yeah, the cuntsI've had to buy two family buckets for my breakfast this morning
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:26,
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I have the morning off. So no work for me yet.And if that hasn't made you jealous, I'm dead popular with the ladeez, too. You know, except for *that* one. That was her fault though, she got to know me rather than just admiring me from afar. The cretin.
Alright, kids?
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Kroney, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:20,
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I'm listening to the Rolling Stones.On a scale of 1 to 10, how bent does this make me?
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Kroney, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:27,
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0They've made some utterly brilliant records.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:28,
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Given that they've been going nearly 50 years I think that can be excused.Not a defence that your mates 'Pearl Jam' can offer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:31,
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cannot be forgivenwww.youtube.com/watch?v=fB_ctdibMvM
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:33,
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I can't beat that for a response(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:34,
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That is my favourite pop video of all time.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:34,
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The dancing is excellentI wonder if "Maroon 5" would want "moves like Jagger" if they saw this
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:35,
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They want shot, that's for certain(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:36,
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Adam Levine is a fucking cunt and their music is fucking shit and I hate them(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:36,
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Very goodif a little dyslexic
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:40,
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Yet fair. I fucking loathe that band.It's the worst kind of vapid girl music.
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Kroney, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:40,
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I think Mika takes that crown(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:41,
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This is mine,filmed in Milton Keynes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn9mLnKmPco
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In fairness, that's mislabelled.That was only Jagger, not The Stones. And Jagger solo has always been shit.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:35,
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Jagger is excellent in Freejack!He appears to play "Mick Jagger"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:37,
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Ha. I remember that film only because of him.It's some of the weirdest 'acting' I have ever seen.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:39,
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...and Emilio EstefezAlso excellent in Judgement Night
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:40,
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Am I imagining it or is Anthony Hopkins in it too?I assume he must have had a period where he fell off the wagon if he is, as I can't think of any other reason for him agreeing to it.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:43,
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I think he is, yesAs some kind of "Wizard of Oz" type character
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:44,
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He's even better in Performance.Less so in Ned Kelly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:50,
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That is complete bollocks'Memo From Turner' is a work of genius.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:42,
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They have been going 20 years so I'd use the same excuseOn the whole, the Rolling Stones are excellent though Mick Jagger is getting steadily more terrifying as he gets older
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:33,
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9.8/10 for both.*cricket applause*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:14,
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This would depend on the song, I thinkBut the bent-o-meter would start registering at least a 6
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:29,
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im so cold, its the wrong type of cold out.They should change it to the other type of cold.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:37,
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It's the right type of coldsunny and crisp, wet and windy is the wrong type
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:38,
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nah, its the ice rink style cold you want, that obe is ok.This one is the hurty fingers one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:41,
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I agree.I like it when it's like this.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:48,
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Also agreedIt was lovely walking from Tower Hill to Waterloo this morning.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:50,
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I'm in total agreementThe last two mornings have been stunning. I'm even considering getting up early tomorrow to see the haw frost on the parks.
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seriouslyhow fucking bent does that sound?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:58,
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I love seeing haws in parks.When I say 'see' really I mean 'attack with a hammer'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:59,
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chortleWe actually managed to get someone to fall for the old "hammerfor" joke last week.
*shakes head*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:14,
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Winchester is at its most beautiful in this kind of weather(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:58,
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All types of cold without snow are wrong.there's no function to cold except to chill alcoholic beveriges and provide snow for skiing upon.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:13,
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yesthe fucking knife like icy cold wind blowing the whole way down holborn has nearly ripped my face off this morning. make it stop.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:44,
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You're asking a phalanx of internet shut-insnot to be autistic? You might as well piss into a hurricane, apey.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:12,
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i don't thibnk you should be trying to bully people, badgerprickjust cos you've got a shit prickname
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I take it an evening of danking didn't remove all your pent-up anger then, Quents?my condolences.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:27,
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i'm not angry badgerprick, i just think you need to know that you have a shit nameand that only children give each other nicknames,a nd also that your bald
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I dunno Quents, there's clearly a lot of frustration and anger there, just bubbling under the surface.after all, I mean, with your hugely successful life and everything, why would you give a shit about my name and the state of my hair otherwise?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:34,
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i guess i just have issues, maybe i was bullied by pricks with shit nicknames when i was littlemaybe my uncle 'shit prick nickname baldy pissflaps' anally raped me, i dunno
all i know is that your a grown man with a shit nickname, tahts all
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well, I think we've all established that you know that. Well done.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:36,
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i think we need to reiterateyou've got a shit prickname, and your far too old for one
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*sigh*I am now having an argument with one of our sales guys who is blaming us for the non-existent course he sold not existing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:21,
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