I still don't think it's quite as bad as Chart Cat's story

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:01, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh god, that is every kind of wrong.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:10, Reply)

The top comment on it cracks me up more than the actual story does though

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:13, Reply)

That's more disgusting in terms of what happened
but somehow it doesn't feel as bad to read to me.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:16, Reply)

I find the story vile, but the responses to both absolutely crack me up

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:22, Reply)

I'm now scared to admit I missed this one too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)

One of the best stories I've ever seen on QOTW
www.b3ta.com/questions/sexualmisconceptions/post258292
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I had read this one
Just didn't realise it was chart cat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:37, Reply)

doesn't it bother you that the whole thing is so obviously made up?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I read more fiction books than I do non-fiction, it doesn't bother me there, so why should it bother me now?
If it's true, it's seriously fucking funny. If it's not, ah well, it's very well told, and still very funny.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:39, Reply)

it strikes me as 'I DONE A SEX ONCE' talk and i'll be having none of it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:40, Reply)

I wish it was
I added a sprinkling of word-parsley for garnish like any writer recounting a personal tale, but I assure you the vast bulk of that story is --to my unending regret-- quite true. All the stories I post are genuine; I find it much easier writing about stuff that actually happened.
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 7:26, Reply)

If it's the one I think it is
Don't read it while drinking hot chocolate.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:29, Reply)