You mean the guy who scored and set up a goal last night?
Didn't you hear, he's already the BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD!

In all fairness, he's been getting better game by game recently, just glad to see him score. You looking forward to your game on Sunday?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:14, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's good that the club have been giving him so much support.
He must feel good that they rate him enough to honour him with that waxwork dummy they display on the pitch every Satudrday afternoon.


/stolen joke that wasn't really worth stealing.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Is he worth two million pounds a goal yet?
No, I am not. DJing the night before so might go for the good old-fashioned 24-hour alcoholic coma
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Nope, 5 million if you count all competitions, 7 million if you count only the league.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Fuck me that's poor
At least all our shit players who can't score cost about the equivalent of a bag of Toffo's
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Aye, true
Ah well, slowly but surely he's getting better.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:24, Reply)

It has all gone a bit sportball round here now.
Nearly time to go home...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)

We'll have him if you like
His attitude towards cow's arses and banjos will fit right in
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I remember Toffos!
Do they still make them anywhere?

and I know, fat bitch remembers sweeties shocker.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)

The multi-flavoured ones were fucking NOM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)

They were weird
because you were expecting toffee, but they were strawberry or banana or liquorice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)