Isn't that how they make chocolate cheesecake?
Mixing chocolate with cream cheese?
In other news, I've just totally signed up to tumblr so I can follow your new blog.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:33, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You can't be mixing chocolate and cheese
Wrong. On all levels.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Yeah', but I'm meaning cheesy cheese rather than creamy cheese, something like a stilton or ripe brie.
Oh wow, I'm quite honoured, so pleased you like it. Would you like to suggest tomorrow's word that you like that I've done? Gaz me if you do =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Those kind of cheeses are just wrong to start with.
I'd recommend your spelling of Heston Blumenthal for your next post.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:51, Reply)

=D Will do, Bloomingtile.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:07, Reply)

Hey, did you see my question earlier about your haunted cooker?
Is it behaving itself again now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:13, Reply)

I'm multi tasking
I'm watching Master Chef on an exercise bike!!!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:03, Reply)

That's cool.
We appear to be watching a programme about the Crusades, because - and I quote - "You like learning about the Crusades".
This is despite the fact that I wanted to watch Masterchef.

Just to clarify, I *do* love learning about the Templars, which is not synonymous with teh Crusades, and I already know almost everything they cover in TV documentaries anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:06, Reply)

oooh
I'm all domesticated, I painted some more then managed to relight the pilot light on the gas without blowing the place up - an improvement on the oven thing yesterday
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:09, Reply)

If it keeps going out, try bending it in a little closer to the gas tap.
Sometimes helps.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Jam and cheese is ace

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Neither of those things are ace.
Evening Bobs. How's you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Alright ta. Watching the footie. How bis?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:16, Reply)

feeling sorry for myself.
I'll be better tomorrow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:19, Reply)

:( what's up?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:20, Reply)

I got a no : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:22, Reply)

it was a shit job and you would have hated
it as they are clearly cunts

bad luck
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:24, Reply)

hahaha thanks

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Sorry love, bunch of pricks, what did they say?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:26, Reply)

They said 'fuck off, you're too old and you smell, and we would never hire anyone who lives in Weston'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Well it was always on the cards

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:29, Reply)

innit

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I was out of work for five months before I got my last, terrible job. It then took me about 18 months to land my current, way better job.
hang in there bbz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:48, Reply)

You could phone the pier and offer to run a duster over it.
Even if they were only offering minimum wage you'd be able to earn millions it's THAT DUSTY!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Blue cheese, like Shropshire blue for instance, with honey.
On toast.
Result.
Developed that from the blue vinny and comb-honey on oatcakes we had that time...not you and me but them.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:26, Reply)

om nyom nyom

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Either variant is beyond comprehension, to be honest.
Even for me and I've eaten it dozens and dozens of times.
Truly astonishing.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)