I get accused of being smutty by my colleagues
but when I complained about my cold house, one of them said

"you need your cavities pumped"

I completely agree, but I'm not sure how that will warm any other part of the house other than the bed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Or the kitchen table

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:32, Reply)

I have no kitchen table
perhaps the sofa. Or the shower.

oh damn, I need a man
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:34, Reply)

You can have mine for a fiver.
He's fuck all use, but you can at least talk about f stops or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)

sexy, sexy apertures

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)

I reckon she could haggle you down from that fiver
Offer her £1.50, Cavy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)

*is tempted*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Might be easier to investigate cavity wall insulation

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)