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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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London Pride, Fursty Ferret or Old Speckled hen
i will be drinking some of these later as I have tomrrow off! What are you doing tonight tomorrow or this weekend?

Alt: write me some wanking corporate bollocks to go in my end of year review.

altalt: would you still like breasts if they were furry? What else isn't furry but could be?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:35, 259 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Can you please not post anything tomorrow
thx xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I prefer London Pride,
but tonight Matthew I will be drinking Guiness.

Continued to develop close effective working relationships with people within the organisation, helping to foster the talent of newer members of the team.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Consiously developed my knowledge of modern effective buisness practices both within our organisation and learnt lessons from the wider sector.
/could do this shit all day... oh yeah I do.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Fursty Ferret is the best of them there
Tonight, I'm going to one house to phone Virgin, and ask them what the fuck they're playing at. Then, go to another house, and sort out their wireless. Then, I'm off to the pub for a couple of beers, before getting a fairly early night (for me).

Tomorrow, might have an old housemate coming to visit, so a few beers with him.

Alt: No ideas

Alt Alt: I'd like to think so, but there was a girl I fancied when I was younger, whom I eventually managed to snog, only to discover she had a rather hairy upper lip, which put me right off her. I hadn't noticed until it tickled me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Are you sure it wasn't her nose?
As in nasal hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Not a clue, but it was furry, and put me right off

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Going to a 90s hip hop night this evening.
It's at World Headquarters as well, the best club in Newcastle by about three hundred miles. Tres excited.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)
will you being wearing all your new shoes?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)
The hilarious thing is I'm too scared to wear any of them to clubs.
They serve almost no purpose, although I do look amazing when I go to Waitrose.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Links please, i am intreged

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:02, Reply)
To the shoes I've bought lately?
Dunno if I'll be able to find any, I got them all in the sales.
Actually here's one pair hideoutstore.com/productview.php?p=9817
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:11, Reply)
oh
I always thought that you were a man.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:47, Reply)
haha
the talk experiment only went and worked too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)
frisbee adam's a cunt for deleting the bit about him tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Is he back?
I love an Adam meltdown
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:47, Reply)
i don't think he ever went away?
if i call him a cunt here will that get pp'd too?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)
It'll get a click from me and probably Al

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Stop telling me what I do and don't like.
I'm my own person you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)
i did say probably
and to be fair you did help to scare him away last time
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Naked Ape is a right cunt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:50, Reply)
FACTS on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Clickin' dis.
What ever happened to Personality Horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)
he still posts on talk sometimes
its just baldmonkey and two hats being hilariously wacky
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)
I still don't know how he posted given that he was a horse an all.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)
massive keyboard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Does he hire a man to take away the poo?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)
they're called grooms
you know, that thing swipe will never have
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Do you reckon she paid Gonz to write some code that clicks any post that mentions her?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)
i wouldn't put it past him, he's all help, smiles and rainbows that boy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Tonight I am going to brick lane with my old flatmate.
I haven't seen her in ages and she is lovely and I am excited about drinking wine with her.

Tomorrow I am going to see my Canadian friend and make sure London hasn't destroyed him yet.

I wish more bunnies were furry, like Angora Rabbits. They are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)
You could train a couple to sleep on your shoulders with their ears up covering your ears
then you wouldn't need ear muffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)
I like this idea.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:04, Reply)
a furry frog
imagine that!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Are you Noel Fieldings scriptwriter?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:55, Reply)
a furry spoon
whoa kerazy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:58, Reply)
At least your soup wouldn't slosh off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)
FURRY SOUP
mindblowing shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Your mums vagina

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:07, Reply)
you are not even semi fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Do you know, I don't recall changing my sig to that?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:09, Reply)
maybe it wasn't you...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:11, Reply)
There were probably some pie crumbs on the screen obscuring it.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:12, Reply)
Has there been shenanigans today?
Is swipey taking it all too seriously again then getting upset cause no-one believes she's not taking it all to seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:31, Reply)
At the risk of being accused of white knighting
at worst she's dismissive of people on here. I've very rarely seen her angry at something.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:35, Reply)
She seems to get quite wound up, that's how it comes across.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:39, Reply)
Yeah, it does.
Most of the time, with a couple of obvious exceptions, it's just playing along.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:40, Reply)
Why don't you ever stick up for me Kroney WHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:41, Reply)
You've never bought me a fuckton of booze.
I'm easy like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:41, Reply)
I've a friend over tonight
Tomorrow I'm out with work and on the weekend I expect I'll be out with friends from home and helping the parents move furniture because I'm well strong and tuff innit.

Alt: If you give me a promotion, I'll suck you off.

Altalt: I saw a woman with a hairy chest once, I knew it was hairy because she was wearing a low cut top. True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:47, Reply)
Camelhair Parker Bowles?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:01, Reply)
Hahah!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:11, Reply)
Drink them all
Working your way from the lowest strength to the highest.
I am currently drinking Coventry Bitter, later I shall be drinking something fro the Manchester Marble Brewery.

Alt: no
Alt alt: probably.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:51, Reply)
Alt: tackles unpopular tasks with zeal?
Alt alt: yes fucking please.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:05, Reply)
What, with a kiss from a rose?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:12, Reply)
From the lips you never kiss with.
Alright, champ?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:17, Reply)
Good mate
What's new?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:22, Reply)
Cock all.
New item in the calendar.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:24, Reply)
So you've just
Invited me up to house sit while you go out for a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:32, Reply)
No, silly.
Cook dinner and then housesit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:53, Reply)
Well as long as you're home by 11.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:00, Reply)
arse, you just made me remember that
I still have no bottle opener, but I do have two Hobgoblins (beer, not some kind of mythological sex slave)

alt: use the term 'fall naturally from the curriculum' It mean: here's some more things you have to do with no extra time/resources to do them

alt alt: I don't really like breasts but I think furry ones would be ace
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:38, Reply)
Going out to one of my many social swarays and rubbing elbows with the great and the good.
Or sitting at home reading and watching telly. You know, whatever.

Alt: facilitates best practice methods in daily tasks, and fosters an ethos of results driven productivity in the workplace.
(i love management bollocks speak bingo)

Alt alt: clams.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:02, Reply)
Gonz, give b3th back her log in

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:03, Reply)
It gets my vote for his next word.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:14, Reply)
it is pretty cutesy
so how is b3th world today?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:15, Reply)
Not so bad, thanks.
How's the house coming along?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:22, Reply)
cold, but looking nice
bought curtains - I can feel my rock and roll status plummeting
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:30, Reply)
It's like
A fucking WI coffee morning with you two
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:36, Reply)
You want to talk about cars and birds instead?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:41, Reply)
And sport.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:42, Reply)
What about that team, eh?
What are they like?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:44, Reply)
did you see that ludicrous display last night?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Call themselves professional sportsmen?
My granny could have done better, and she's been dead thirteen years.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:15, Reply)
The problem with Arsenal is they just try and walk it in

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Oh, are we talking about Arsenal?
I was just generally bluffing it with 'sports team' talk.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:18, Reply)
I was just paraphrasing The IT Crowd
I've run out of things after that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:20, Reply)
I think we've out-manlied the men.
They seem to have been scared off by all our tough talk.
Shall we talk about curtains again?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:26, Reply)
OK
but beyond 'I have red curtains and only learnt today that you are meant to have bigger curtains than the window space' I don't have any other curtain knowledge.

I am not very good at being manly or girly
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:28, Reply)
have you seen
youarenotaphotographer.com? It's been making me laugh recently.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:31, Reply)
yes
and showing to students to encourage snarkiness :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:33, Reply)
It's making me feel better about my pictures.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:33, Reply)
hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:38, Reply)
and did those feet in ancient times
fall upon england's pastures green..................

*cooks jam*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:41, Reply)
What? is this because I sit at home watching telly most nights?
=(
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:53, Reply)
it's because soiree isn't spelled swaray.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:54, Reply)
Oh lol, that's how I've always spelt it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:56, Reply)
That'll be why you didn't get teh joke.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Is it a french word?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:07, Reply)
It is indeed.
It comes from the French word 'soir', meaning 'evening'. As in 'bon soir'. Adding the 'ée' makes it into a length of time rather than a general noun. The same works for 'jour - journée', and 'an - année'.

/language teacher mode
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Oh wow, could you reply with that on my latest entery please =D

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:20, Reply)
How about this?
My mission is to scale web-enabled communities with no increase in price for the benefit of our citizens and other UK citizens.

www.isms.org.uk/mission%20statement.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:41, Reply)
I find it insulting that they have .org.uk =(

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:52, Reply)
I GONE DONE A FUNNY THING !!!!
Here is another two words, with added sound recordings, with added finding a french person to say those things.
wordsbygonz.tumblr.com/post/16930037069/cannonbear-doofinwars

My company has been taken over today, it looks good, the whole thing is about expansion. We're now owned by one of the top 100 companies in the UK to work for, who has a [some daily paper] tripple-star (the heighest they day). They own uswitch.com too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:46, Reply)
yay
I feel famous now a post of mine is on a Gonz blog
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:30, Reply)
=D

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Going out shopping tomorrow
Alt: Do your own homework
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:30, Reply)
interesting shopping?
ooh - how's you not heard from you in a while - how's the job situation?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Rubbish, got more refusals :(
and that's just the ones who bothered replying. But not bad apart from that. Yourself?

And boring shopping. I doubt I'll buy anything nice
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:45, Reply)
they are fools
stick with it, I was ages until I found something good after uni but I did eventually (and I have pointless degrees from a place that was not even a uni)

I'm OK, tired and needing 1) half term to be 2 weeks or 2) someone who will clean my old house for no money
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:48, Reply)
Thanks, I'll gear myself up for the next round
:( borrow relative's small children and make them clean?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:02, Reply)
good luck
I only have a few relatives and they haven't bred yet, or did long enough ago that their offspring are no longer young enough for slave labour
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Dammit
I'm all out of suggestions, bar enough pro-plus to make the holiday feel like two weeks from lack of sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:10, Reply)
this sounds like an excellent idea
plus I imagine the feedback on the projects I mark will be more interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Surprising things you can't open a beer with:
pliers
bodril
adjustable spanner
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Use the force

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:43, Reply)
phew, no need
I just found a multitool with a beer spanner on
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:45, Reply)
Use a knife :)

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:45, Reply)
Old Crafty Hen FTW
As for the rest?
Not my department ;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:52, Reply)
Wot no evening thread?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:16, Reply)
if you see a problem
why not fix that problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:18, Reply)
There are two possible solutions
The one I think you are suggesting, to start a new thread. Or to finish this beer and go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Heheh
That rhymes
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:25, Reply)
well done

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:26, Reply)
I think I've peaked
I won't top that this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:27, Reply)
i worry that a thread this late in teh evening will bomb
and my fragile ego can't handle that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:29, Reply)
So you've opted for a safe option of introducing a talking point within an existing thread.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:31, Reply)
basically, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:33, Reply)
I get accused of being smutty by my colleagues
but when I complained about my cold house, one of them said

"you need your cavities pumped"

I completely agree, but I'm not sure how that will warm any other part of the house other than the bed
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Or the kitchen table

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I have no kitchen table
perhaps the sofa. Or the shower.

oh damn, I need a man
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:34, Reply)
You can have mine for a fiver.
He's fuck all use, but you can at least talk about f stops or something.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
sexy, sexy apertures

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)
I reckon she could haggle you down from that fiver
Offer her £1.50, Cavy.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)
*is tempted*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Might be easier to investigate cavity wall insulation

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)
I'm back!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Oh thank god!
It's dead in here, Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Guess where I've been.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Pub?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Award yourself 10 Internet points.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)
oh:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Well as you answered, albeit incorrectly, have 5 points yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:48, Reply)
this game is easy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:49, Reply)
you're easy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)
So's your face.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I've got an easy face?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:52, Reply)
yeah and your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)
You've changed.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:58, Reply)
nah
been wearing the same t shirt all day, you just didn't notice
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:58, Reply)
if only someone tried

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Don't get too excited
Apparently they're not worth anything.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:52, Reply)
except pride







internet pride
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Yay!
I can redeem these for beer, right?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Sorry, they aren't currency,

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)
More sultanacy?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)
gym!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Not this evening.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)
You have way too much faith in him.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Tsk! I've been going every two or three days (on average).

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Have you tried prune juice?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)
pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Well, a fart's a start.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)
hehhehheh
Get any applications off?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I got the pack today.
I was right, it was a form. I hate forms.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Photocopy it a few times before writing it.
Also, most people hate forms, meaning most people won't bother completing them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:57, Reply)
YAYAYYAYAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Wayhaaaaaaaaay!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)
*grabs tits*
*waaaaaays*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:49, Reply)
*cops feel*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)
*feels cop*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:52, Reply)
*arrested under development*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Welcome back
how is it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Good.
Although I got a bit cold earlier. But I'm okay now! Wanna grab a pint soon?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)
It's been a freezing freezing day today
I have actually not wanted to move off my chair. A pint sounds good to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I think I'm off to Edinburgh again soon.
So let me work out when I'm away, and we'll pencil in a bit of booze!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Sounds good to me
in Edinburgh for long?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Probably just a couple of days
But if I can make the last working day a Friday, I might stay as a tourist for the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:57, Reply)
You should go see badger and stuff

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:59, Reply)
bodger and badger?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:59, Reply)
MASH!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:00, Reply)
i saw them at glastonbury two years running

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:00, Reply)
And how were they?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:01, Reply)
very funny
it was odd watching kids Tv characters making drug jokes. In the kids' tent
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:02, Reply)
How did they shoe horn drugs in there?
up badgers arse in my guess
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)
i can't remember
it was a bit stand up comedy but for kids and with drug references, it was a long time ago, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Depends how long I'm there for!
Worky things come first, but if there is time I'd love to!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Jeff and Amberl, sitting in a tree....

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:55, Reply)
It'd have to be some tree to hold me at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:55, Reply)
i suspect this is a lie

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Well I'm back on the diet
because I have two college dinner type things to attend in March and I really really don't want to be the fat mess without a job.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)
i had those dust shakes for ages
until people at work pointed out to me that I'd had so many colds recently. I think it was 2 steps off an intervention
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:58, Reply)
There's nothing wrong with dust shakes.
If you use the right ones. I felt much better when I was on them. Loads of energy, never hungry, losing lots of weight. I think the water intake helped though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)
And walks along the pier.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Oh, you know me. Always down the pier.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Where did you last go?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Where, or when?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)
When, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Beginning of September.
Or when we did PIERBASH. Whichever was later.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:13, Reply)
It was the day before Monty and Stunned had their bash.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Was that end of September?
Fuck's sake, Jeff, I can barely remember what I did yesterday, let alone five months ago.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Yesterday you sadly didn't get a job.
At the end of September, you failed - monumentally - to win at Crazy Golf.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)
In April I will probably fail to maintain my dignity.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Because I will be trying to maintain my dignity.
And I usually fail at the things I try for.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)
You'll be getting jiggy with Gonz!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:22, Reply)
I say!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:24, Reply)
I can't wait

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)
I'll stick to the soup, berk gave me some great recipes

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)
it doesn't help that the rest of my diet is crap
so I probably didn't have enough vitamins. Also, didn't drink enough water
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Are you still eating turkey twizzlers?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:12, Reply)
I have never had them
too high class. I mostly eat pasta
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:14, Reply)
What did you have this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)
pasta

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)
What are you having tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)
*shrugs*
pasta? maybe microwave rice (which I will put VEGETABLES with - I can do healthy, right)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Why not have pasta and microwave rice.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)
with extra garlic bread on the side

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)
nom

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:23, Reply)
you talk crazy talk

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Constipation

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Evening Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Bonjour

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Got your pirate outfit sorted out yet?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:24, Reply)

I'm going as a parrot
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)
I'm going as a parrot

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:29, Reply)
yarrrrr

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Are you thinking of dressing up?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:29, Reply)
it's never off my mind

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:29, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:31, Reply)
You and me both, kid.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)
I'm cold.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:36, Reply)
you need beer
beer made me warm. Also made me need to wee more
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:37, Reply)
It is very very cold

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:38, Reply)
perhaps you need your cavities pumped, too

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:39, Reply)
One track mind.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:41, Reply)
it's been 16 months!
how CAN i think of anything else?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:43, Reply)
You'll always have your pasta Captain.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Uncooked spaghetti, tied up with a rubber band
in a couple of extra thick condoms.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:45, Reply)
D:

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:46, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:45, Reply)
The LARPing season will be round again soon.
Bag yourself a nice young orc.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:46, Reply)
first event is march or april I think
I'll get onto it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Make sure it doesn't clash with the Bristol bash!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:49, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:50, Reply)
no, it doesn't I checked
a week or two apart if i remember correctly
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:54, Reply)
It's fucking freezing, amberl.
But I bet you we don't even get snow.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Does your dog have a coat?
(I don't mean fur)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:42, Reply)
He does - my mum bought him one a few years ago
but it's too big for him, because he's got a greyhound type waist, and the straps are way too big.

he doesn't seem to feel the cold much, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Taking him on the beach tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:45, Reply)
far too cold for that sort of nonsense.
Might take him to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:46, Reply)
I approve of your dog ownership skills.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:47, Reply)
He likes teh pub.
They sell peperamis.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:47, Reply)
hahaha
Does he play darts or cribbage as well?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:48, Reply)
No.
He just snuggles up beside you on the seat.
Then goes batshit mental when anybody comes in.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:50, Reply)
awww

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:53, Reply)
The landlady keeps having PA words
because he's scaring away customers.

He sounds *proper* ferocious when he starts barking.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:55, Reply)
What are PA words?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Passive Agressive.
She won't tell us off (we do a lot for her charity, and I run the computer club) so she tells Biscuit off in a not very serious tone.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:59, Reply)
So you take your DANGEROUS DOG to the pub just to annoy the other customers.
Gotcha!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:03, Reply)
We're proper chavvy, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:04, Reply)
But classy for WsM!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:05, Reply)
we have snow on the hills
can see some from work, but none on the ground here
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:44, Reply)
I've got a jumper on.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:41, Reply)
I've got a massive cardigan on.
And the heating.
And I'm still cold.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:42, Reply)
Well do some exercise.
Have you got one of those Nintendo Wii things?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:43, Reply)
I have.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Do some of that Nintendo exercise.
That'll warm you up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:45, Reply)

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