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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm back!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:43, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Oh thank god!
It's dead in here, Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Guess where I've been.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Pub?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Award yourself 10 Internet points.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)
oh:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Well as you answered, albeit incorrectly, have 5 points yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:48, Reply)
this game is easy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:49, Reply)
you're easy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)
So's your face.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I've got an easy face?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:52, Reply)
yeah and your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)
You've changed.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:58, Reply)
nah
been wearing the same t shirt all day, you just didn't notice
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:58, Reply)
if only someone tried

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Don't get too excited
Apparently they're not worth anything.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:52, Reply)
except pride







internet pride
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Yay!
I can redeem these for beer, right?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Sorry, they aren't currency,

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)
More sultanacy?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)
gym!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Not this evening.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)
You have way too much faith in him.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Tsk! I've been going every two or three days (on average).

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Have you tried prune juice?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)
pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Well, a fart's a start.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)
hehhehheh
Get any applications off?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I got the pack today.
I was right, it was a form. I hate forms.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Photocopy it a few times before writing it.
Also, most people hate forms, meaning most people won't bother completing them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:57, Reply)
YAYAYYAYAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Wayhaaaaaaaaay!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)
*grabs tits*
*waaaaaays*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:49, Reply)
*cops feel*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)
*feels cop*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:52, Reply)
*arrested under development*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Welcome back
how is it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Good.
Although I got a bit cold earlier. But I'm okay now! Wanna grab a pint soon?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)
It's been a freezing freezing day today
I have actually not wanted to move off my chair. A pint sounds good to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I think I'm off to Edinburgh again soon.
So let me work out when I'm away, and we'll pencil in a bit of booze!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Sounds good to me
in Edinburgh for long?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Probably just a couple of days
But if I can make the last working day a Friday, I might stay as a tourist for the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:57, Reply)
You should go see badger and stuff

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:59, Reply)
bodger and badger?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:59, Reply)
MASH!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:00, Reply)
i saw them at glastonbury two years running

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:00, Reply)
And how were they?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:01, Reply)
very funny
it was odd watching kids Tv characters making drug jokes. In the kids' tent
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:02, Reply)
How did they shoe horn drugs in there?
up badgers arse in my guess
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)
i can't remember
it was a bit stand up comedy but for kids and with drug references, it was a long time ago, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Depends how long I'm there for!
Worky things come first, but if there is time I'd love to!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Jeff and Amberl, sitting in a tree....

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:55, Reply)
It'd have to be some tree to hold me at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:55, Reply)
i suspect this is a lie

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Well I'm back on the diet
because I have two college dinner type things to attend in March and I really really don't want to be the fat mess without a job.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)
i had those dust shakes for ages
until people at work pointed out to me that I'd had so many colds recently. I think it was 2 steps off an intervention
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:58, Reply)
There's nothing wrong with dust shakes.
If you use the right ones. I felt much better when I was on them. Loads of energy, never hungry, losing lots of weight. I think the water intake helped though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)
And walks along the pier.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Oh, you know me. Always down the pier.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Where did you last go?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Where, or when?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)
When, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Beginning of September.
Or when we did PIERBASH. Whichever was later.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:13, Reply)
It was the day before Monty and Stunned had their bash.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Was that end of September?
Fuck's sake, Jeff, I can barely remember what I did yesterday, let alone five months ago.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Yesterday you sadly didn't get a job.
At the end of September, you failed - monumentally - to win at Crazy Golf.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)
In April I will probably fail to maintain my dignity.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Because I will be trying to maintain my dignity.
And I usually fail at the things I try for.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)
You'll be getting jiggy with Gonz!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:22, Reply)
I say!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:24, Reply)
I can't wait

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)
I'll stick to the soup, berk gave me some great recipes

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)
it doesn't help that the rest of my diet is crap
so I probably didn't have enough vitamins. Also, didn't drink enough water
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Are you still eating turkey twizzlers?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:12, Reply)
I have never had them
too high class. I mostly eat pasta
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:14, Reply)
What did you have this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)
pasta

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)
What are you having tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)
*shrugs*
pasta? maybe microwave rice (which I will put VEGETABLES with - I can do healthy, right)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Why not have pasta and microwave rice.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)
with extra garlic bread on the side

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)
nom

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:23, Reply)
you talk crazy talk

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Constipation

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Evening Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Bonjour

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Got your pirate outfit sorted out yet?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:24, Reply)

I'm going as a parrot
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)
I'm going as a parrot

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:29, Reply)
yarrrrr

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Are you thinking of dressing up?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:29, Reply)
it's never off my mind

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:29, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:31, Reply)
You and me both, kid.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)

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