He can't help it.
He'll be all "Wanderlust has been extremely attentive and displayed some excellent understanding" and then "Superfly with a Badger gonna GIT your al Sucka!!!!! has consistantly blinded me with the light reflecting off the back of his head while he's been turned around talking at the back of the class".
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:45, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I just thought that smashing away at the key board writing vitriolic reports, would help lower his blood pressure, and help him relax.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:48, Reply)

'Al's determination to be less bent this year has paid dividends.
The other boys have, in turn, reduced their gaz-based baldy jokes considerably, although work is still needed on the 'wanting a go on his wife' ones.'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:49, Reply)

As illustrated quite nicely by your post down there!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Quite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Monty has worked hard in chemistry this year, taking particular interest in the production of certain substances.
He has also been keep to help out in community farming projects.
Needs to improve in his accountacy and finance courses and has been caught many times round the back of the bike sheds offering a variety of services for cash from the sixth form boys. This needs to stop.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Monty's strength in creative writing continues to shine.
Recently he constructed a superb story about the criminal underworld with a wonderfully grizzly ending. He does however need to work on making his work appear more believable.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Monty continues to make steady progress in music lessons.
his eclectic taste has at last expanded to allow that Mozart is not utter shit. We have high hopes that when we find which pawn shop he has left all of the instruments in, we can reform the school orchestra.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)

You know full well he wouldn't be able to resist adding the text "in my pants" to the end of the report for Lusty there

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:02, Reply)