*waves* hello!
I thought you already were in Oxford, have I missed a chapter?

You need to bitchslap your man
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:45, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's the only language they understand.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:46, Reply)

I work in Oxford
but I live in Leamington Spa, so that it's easier for me to see my douchebag other half.

EDIT - hello back to you. How's the new house owning business coming along?
(berk, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:47, Reply)

Oh, OK
it's a bit like hard work, but it's getting more orange (and the lounge should be finished tomorrow
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:48, Reply)

Oh berk, it's not supposed to be like this, you should be thinking. "Oh boy, I get a thrump up the knickers with the fella I love", not "Oh damn, I've got to clean up after him like a sick puppy only without the adorability".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:05, Reply)

That's a fantastic turn of phrase.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:10, Reply)