This evening shall have its very own thread
So what are you all doing this weekend?
Anyone want to tidy my old house?
Or bring me tasty ribs?

alt: isn't that enough? What is the best thing which is red?

edit: OK alt alt: why are you a shit boy/girl?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:15, 176 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I believe I've answered the first question already today.
As to the other two, the answer is no.
Alt: my red handbag. Or my charm bracelet, which has some red charms on it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:20, Reply)

i have not been here all day
i need updates
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:21, Reply)

Massive house clean
doing some ebay work
job applying
meh
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:23, Reply)

*makes notes*
OK, this is acceptable
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:25, Reply)

Well, that's alright then.
Where's everybody gone?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:26, Reply)

i don't know
I didn't realise I could even be smelly online.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:27, Reply)

I didn't like to say anything...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:28, Reply)

and I suppose noone wants to
catch my computer virus
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Sooooooo............
*looks round awkwardly*

How about that weather, eh?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:34, Reply)

it's pretty cold
i reckon there'll be snow soon

*shuffles feet*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:35, Reply)

so they say.
*examines wallpaper*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:37, Reply)

nice pattern there

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:38, Reply)

The thing with me and pork is, I love the crackling, and I love the meat, but I can't fucking stand the mouth full of congilled fat.
On 99 days out of 100, I wouldn't even give as much as a 'thank you' for a roast dinner, but for some reason, tonight, I really really fancy it.

I have a chicken breast with the skin and wing on, on the bone, that I've stuffed garlic butter under the skin and oiled it up so I should get some nice crispy bits.
I'm going to have with that 4 yorkshire puds
Then they'll be a whole packet of brussell sprouts that I'll mash with butter and oh god I love brussle smash.
And they'll be onion gravy for all involved too, which is just me !

So I can fill a yorkshire with a couple of the brussles, some shredded chicken, and fill it with gravy, and then eat it trying to not get it dribbling down my chin.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:40, Reply)

We used to have proper yorkshires when I was a kid
and we'd eat them the traditional Yorkshire way - as a starter, on their own, covered in gravy.
Yum.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:44, Reply)

That is the sexiest thing you have ever said to me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:56, Reply)

Pervert.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:01, Reply)

Totally !
Do you have a spelling that you would like me to talk about in tonight's entery?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:03, Reply)

'entery' is quite interesting on its own
but I liked the 'swaray' thing yesterday.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:05, Reply)

Hmm, maybe I could do a definition, I wonder what ade means on the end of a word.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:12, Reply)

Lemonade, Cherryade, Marronade...etc.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:13, Reply)

stop making me hungry!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:46, Reply)

As a Token Tory, I'd like to have my say on the earlier Daily Mail link-
It may surprise some of you to know that I do not disagree with the study, as it is obvious many hard line conservatives in the US do tend to be rather backwards. I do not think it applies to the UK though.
As a Libertarian Tory, I think that this is true about authoritarian social conservatives, but they exist in the Labour and Nat vote just as much.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:39, Reply)

Fuck.
I'm so bored, I'm almost glad to see you.
Only almost, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:40, Reply)

oh, thanks

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:41, Reply)

hahaha

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:44, Reply)

I'm aghast, but yeah it's all cool freefair

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:40, Reply)

but what are you doing with your weekend?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:41, Reply)

It's a war on terror, but you won't find bin larden here,
if we're stopping tyrents then why the hell ain't we in north korrea?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:01, Reply)

I think saying you disagree with a published peer reviewed paper
because it's not "WUT U REKON" is pretty stupid.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:11, Reply)

Be fair to the lad, it was only a US based survey.
Speaking as someone who has voted Labour and Tory I find that more Labour voters hold very nationalist and racist views when compared to Conservatives. Its them that vote BNP, you know.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:28, Reply)

I am just about to drive over to Hereford to visit a friend
back tomorrow evening to see tennis boy, who will no doubt have failed to tidy his flat, put his laundry on or do his grocery shopping, which means I will end up doing it for him on Sunday whilst he's at work. *heaves sigh*
No I do not. I have to tidy the house that I'm living in because I signed for a flat in Oxford today and will be moving at the end of the month.

I don't own much that's red. I have seen an extraordinarily sexy red laptop that I'd like though, does that count?
(berk, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:44, Reply)

Out of teh houseshare from hell?
Well done. Is this new place on your own?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:45, Reply)

I'm sure there are worse houseshares than mine
I'm just incredibly intolerant of anyone's foibles but my own. The new place is a studio flat, yes. It's nice, but small.
(berk, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:48, Reply)

Will it mean there's no running for the train any more?
Studio flats are a nice wee size. And they mean nobody tries to move in with you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:54, Reply)

except woodlouses

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:54, Reply)

*waves* hello!
I thought you already were in Oxford, have I missed a chapter?

You need to bitchslap your man
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:45, Reply)

It's the only language they understand.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:46, Reply)

I work in Oxford
but I live in Leamington Spa, so that it's easier for me to see my douchebag other half.

EDIT - hello back to you. How's the new house owning business coming along?
(berk, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:47, Reply)

Oh, OK
it's a bit like hard work, but it's getting more orange (and the lounge should be finished tomorrow
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:48, Reply)

Oh berk, it's not supposed to be like this, you should be thinking. "Oh boy, I get a thrump up the knickers with the fella I love", not "Oh damn, I've got to clean up after him like a sick puppy only without the adorability".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:05, Reply)

That's a fantastic turn of phrase.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:10, Reply)

He sounds like a total keeper!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:21, Reply)

This weekend I shall be going round a friends house and then relaxing on Sunday.
No.
I don't like ribs.
Best red thing is... Tomato Ketchup.
I am a shit boy as i have almost no upper arm muscles. Got "hench" calves though.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:44, Reply)

I'm a shit girl cause I don't have a minge and tits.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:46, Reply)

you do have minging tits, though

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:46, Reply)

they're lovely and pert thank you.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:47, Reply)

it's the hair and green lactations that are really off-putting, though

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:49, Reply)

there's nothing wrong with my wookie tit-cheese.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:51, Reply)

I hear you have a deal with Alex James from blur
about supplying him with speciality ingredients
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:53, Reply)

I'd like to beat that smug cunt to death with a milk churn.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:56, Reply)

and yet he speaks so highly of you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:03, Reply)

I don't want to get into it.
Thieving cunt.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:04, Reply)

I've decided that I'm going to spend all weekend flirting with the fittest bird I've ever come into contact with.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:50, Reply)

Sorry, I'm busy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:50, Reply)

POTD, right there.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:52, Reply)

You should be so lucky.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:00, Reply)

should be fun

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:56, Reply)

Oh, my eyes!
My poor, poor eyes!
Kill it with hammers!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:02, Reply)

spongebob!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:02, Reply)

spongebob fat pants

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:03, Reply)

she looks unhappy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Well yeah, baz is trying to pull her.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Sponge bob streched pants.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:28, Reply)

spongebob sexy tiems!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:38, Reply)

spongebob gunt face.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:38, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:44, Reply)

hey you said you wouldn't post my picture!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:48, Reply)

It's straight out of his wank bank.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:48, Reply)

hawt

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:57, Reply)

UPDATE.
We're going out Monday. I'm unstoppable.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:39, Reply)

this is a different girl, yes?
Not 'girl of your dreams' girl?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:43, Reply)

The girl of my dreams is amazing but I can't be doing with her any more.
Too unavailable, I go out of my way for her only to be completely fucked about. So I'm (very reluctantly) giving up.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:52, Reply)

Man, I miss being young.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:03, Reply)

man, I miss being datable
...wait..that was just a dream

forever alone!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:04, Reply)

^this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Bit of decorating, lots of relaxing and celebrating, taking my wife out and preparing for the new job.

Alt: Wine.

Alt alt: I'm not. I am amazing*.

*possibly definitely not really.


( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:12, Reply)

You're allowed to be amazing.
You done good.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Thanks. Hope you land something soon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:22, Reply)

I have beer
and I don't have to do anyone's grocery shopping or laundry other than my own.
( Kroney, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Evenin'
I'm being a dad this weekend, probably playing gran tourismo a lot.

I'll tidy your old house if you'll pay the travel expenses, no ribs here though.

alt: Communism

altalt: I don't like football.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Cummunism: It's facism with more pickled cabbage.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I like cabbage.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:31, Reply)

i like pickled red cabbage
especially in ham sandwiches cut into quarters. It's what i always had at gran's house for tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Welcome to the cause Comrade

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:34, Reply)

As do I. Pickled? Not a chance.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Good point
Fascism it is then. I thought all you porridge wogs was commies?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Me? Fuck all that high minded idealist shite.
DESPOTISM NOW!!!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I think you may find that extreme left-wing despotism has quite a good record for longevity

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Sod that, none of your wing rubbish.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)

and so the gift of flight was lost forever....

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)

this is the best (only) offer yet
but I suspect you mean travel expenses in the form of a chauffeur driven limo.

fucking fuck I am cold. Beginning to wonder if i fucked up by buying this big cold house in a cold cold winter
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:32, Reply)

I dunno it depends what rates you are offering for the tidying it's self really...

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Well, isn't this fun?
I Spy anyone?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Yeah, go on

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:39, Reply)

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with K

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:40, Reply)

Katana

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Nope, not the way I roll. Good guess though.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:43, Reply)

kelp

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:44, Reply)

nope, but you've made me want that crispy seaweed stuff.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Korn

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:49, Reply)

it's a good guess, but your not right.
/Henry Kelly
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)

can we have a clue?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Sure, not only can I see it, so can you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)

is it the K in CMYK?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:55, Reply)

nope.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Komputer?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:01, Reply)

warmer...

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Ki-fi?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)

nope
gosh, I thought this would be easier.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)

kettle?
KVM switch
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)

nope. you'll be able to see one too.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)

keyboard

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)

fucking finally, your turn.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:08, Reply)

S

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:10, Reply)

selotape

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:13, Reply)

<sigh> Screen?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:13, Reply)

spunk monkeys?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)

sexy tiems

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:24, Reply)

also
how do know I can't see a kettle or a KVM switch?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)

I don't.
biut I can't guarantee that you, or cavey can.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Wasn't it Roy Walker who said that?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)

you're dead right
I always get those 2 mixed up.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Kellogg's cornflakes.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)

luxury, happy shopper only in this house.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Knegros

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:03, Reply)

the fuck is that?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Koloured gentlemen

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:10, Reply)

CQ
Of course, I'll gaz you tomorrow to pick things up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:01, Reply)

cheers matey. there shall be pints in it for you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Of semen

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)

nope bobster
that's just between you and me xxx
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Bleurgh

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:27, Reply)

I'm back.
Does anyone care?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Your dog maybe...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)

i guess
where you been?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Playin' a computer game.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)

word

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)

that's a word processor, not a game.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)

lol

( zulu eh?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:11, Reply)

who are you, now?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:12, Reply)

then it is the best game
the one where you use imaginationering
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:14, Reply)

I'll be playing that game tomorrow.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)

at the moment it's a dull game where I update my CV.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Oh yeah
That's a great game.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Can I be front then?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:08, Reply)

If you like.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)

I will, you won't, I had sprouts for tea.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:12, Reply)

I haven't had tea

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I've not eaten anything yet today :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:22, Reply)

That's probably not a great idea.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:27, Reply)

I refuse to answer the weekend question again
since it makes me feel too depressed. And I shall not tidy your house.

Alt alt: I'm not terribly fond of handbags. I like them, but not enough to go into debt for. I also dislike the colour pink, and wine coolers.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)

what is a wine cooler?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:31, Reply)

I have no idea
having never drunk one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:35, Reply)

then how do you know you dislike them?
Ha! gotcha.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:36, Reply)

I've seen them
and they look horrible. This is enough for me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:41, Reply)

yeah, well....
so does your mum! *runs off crying*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:41, Reply)

My mum wouldn't let you within bargepole length
let alone the matchstick you can stretch to *trashtalking*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:50, Reply)

NO BULLYING
I'm telling Qinten on you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:51, Reply)

As far as Quinten is concerned I am dead remember

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:55, Reply)

And he doesn't consider you a real person anyway, remember?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:02, Reply)

Another name for a fridge.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:51, Reply)

beer!
Soon!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Definitely, after you've Edinburghed yourself out

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:35, Reply)

We can fit it
into a weekend if you aren't pushed for time at the moment. I dare say I could run to another curry too!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Weekend sounds good to me

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:55, Reply)

Ben...ders....

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Quen....
you know the rest.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:46, Reply)

I find football incredibly boring.
Because for the most part, it goes like this:

Boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, shoot, miss.
Throw-in, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, shoot, miss.
Throw-in, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, shoot, miss.

And sometimes there are penalties or corners too. Brilliant. At least in rugby league there's a good chance of someone getting hurt.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:49, Reply)

i agree on this one
Just listening to it on a nearby TV fills me with boredom
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Well don't just listen to it. Watch it.
Even if you don't have a sentimental attachment to either team, you can appreciate the skill involved in a good game of football.
Actually, it's better if you don't have an attachment. Watching a team you love is almost painful.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:01, Reply)

no, I just can't bring myself to care
I can feel my soul dripping from my ears when I see/hear it.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Meh. You either care or you don't, I suppose.
I love a good football match, me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:06, Reply)

you never did tell us what S was

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Oh, right.
Unsuprisingly, it was screen.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:08, Reply)

oh.
night then, all
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:09, Reply)

Yeah, night.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:12, Reply)