The Daily Fail publishes yet another hilariously distorted healine...
They've got a good website but some of their reporting is hysterical.
This woman did not say anything that is included in the opening 2 paragraphs.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2096505/Tory-MP-Anne-Milton-sparks-fury-calling-northerners-hard-drinking-smokers-jump-bed-drop-hat.html
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:07, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyE4CLM0QIA
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:09, Reply)

That Is one of the greatest pop songs of all time.
I have Tango In The Night.
Anyway, is this a reference to the mail?
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:10, Reply)

No, you, ya liar

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:11, Reply)

What are you saying I have lied about?

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:12, Reply)

I told you when you did it.
'younger sister' to 'twin sister' in a nanosecond. Lies.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I just forgot they were twins.
Shes slighly smaller than her sister anyway.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Hero

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:17, Reply)

is this a standard sex lies case?

(PsychoChomp, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Yeah
He wanted to fit in with the sex people and tell a sex story, but he forgot he's only meant to be 12 and said his mate got caught in bed with his birds younger sister, then ninja'd it to 'twin sister' when he realised it was evidently either lies or more noncery.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Fair enough,
open and shut. I'll be filling the board with them next week, travelodge girl is coming down tomorrow.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:22, Reply)

to yer house?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Yep,
*should really tidy up*
(PsychoChomp, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:24, Reply)

What time's she coming?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:25, Reply)

about 4, depending on snow etc.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Oh you'll have loads of time.
No point changing the bedding til tomorrow as you'll sleep in it tonight anyway, then it's a case of dishes, bog, clean sweep, kitchen floor and Hoover. Plenty of time.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Aye, it'll be fine, as long as I don't sleep in.
Which means I should go to bed at a reasonable hour tonight.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:33, Reply)

My eyes are rolling now tbh
Won't be long before nappage
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)

He was caught in her arsehole, not her bed.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Shut up Spartacus

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)

He is the spawn of Satan, do not listen to his lies.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Yeah blud

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Brap Brap

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:42, Reply)

If that isn't a link to Aqua's 'Turn Back Time', then shit son, you'd better put a book on your behind 'cus i'm gonna be adminstering an ass whooping.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I thought that was Cher?

( Bazongaloid, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:33, Reply)

It's the third best Turn Back Time song, first is Aqua, next is Speedway.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:47, Reply)