I'm not saying that I'm a good driver
but just now I parked my van exactly in my car parking space, despite all the lines in teh car park being covered by about 4 inches of snow and there being no other cars around.

So actually, I am saying I'm a good driver.

Plus I had to dig my way into the car park. I might leave the van here tonight, getting back down the hill might be a problem.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:29, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It wouldn't be a problem for a good driver.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)

This is true.
I will now do it, just to prove to the internet that I can.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)

reading your post has made me want to kill myself
well done for achieveing what rswipe never could
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Are you okay Quints? You seem a little down in the mouth.
Have you been eating your duvet again?
( Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)

i didn't eat my duvet, that would make me cold at night and very fat
i'm good thanks mister suprefly, i had a nice sleep in my own bed for the first time in 9 days and i feel good.

how are you?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

I'm pretty good thanks
I ran 8 miles on saturday morning and then went on a mammoth shopping trip with the mrs so she could buy clothes for our upcoming holiday. I ate a cheese baguette, a chinese pork bun and drank a bottle of lucozade.

How come you've not been in your own bed? Has your woman been making you stay out at hers?
( Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)

oh god that is even worse
yes, i stayed at her's for 9 days, thats nine days of sleeping in a bed which is way too soft, getting up at 4am and being told off every day for doing the dishes WRONG

i just want to give superfly, is it too much to ask?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I feel this relationship might not be going in the direction you want it to.
Maybe it would be for the best to end things now, while you're still friends?
( Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)

what she needs is a kick in the slats

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)

This is unscientific, Al
The fact that everyone else is a shitcunt who can't achieve the simple task of parking between two white lines, doesn't make you a good driver.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)

No-one else had brought there cars in.
It was a clear area of pristine white snow, and I drove my van over it and reversed straight into my space without any being able to see where it was.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

The same space that you reverse into five mornings out of seven, every week?
Your conscious brain is contributing little to this, then.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:41, Reply)

I hope you catch AIDS and give it to your children.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Unlikely, I always practise safe sex with my kids.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Proper lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)