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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A customer of mine just rang up to complain that she's furious because she's been charged VAT on her goods.She lives in Wales.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:49,
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When you speak to her, every time you finish talking and she starts to speakmake soft "Baaaaaa" noises down the phone, but deny that you can hear anything similar when she asks you if there is a problem with the line.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:51,
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Oh for fuck's sake,I've just had to explain it all again to her fucking husband.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:54,
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Their problem is that they are fucking retarded. Simple as that.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:59,
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Tell her you are sorry and that it isunfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:53,
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The general public are morons and a nuisance to have to deal with.I have a customer who emailed this morning to complain about where the postman had left her order.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:54,
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