It's weird.
You know that Moves Like Jagger song by Maroon 5?

The video was on telly at the weekend. I look pretty much exactly like the guy that sings it. Facially at least. It was fucking bizarre seeing someone else with my face.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:09, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Apparently he's a massive slag.
He went out with Paris Hilton, for starters.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:12, Reply)

He's very good looking.
With a face like this, you can excuse him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:13, Reply)

I reckon had I been born good looking
I might have had a go at being a massive slag.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Meh.
Because of my looks men hate me and women don't trust me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)

If your eyes are as close-set as his I'm not surprised.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:39, Reply)