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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Dayshift! At ease!
Evening shift! Form up!

What are you looking at, you 'orrible lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:27, 125 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I still feel ill :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:36, Reply)
man up, Shoes
We've got work to do here - what the hell's the matter with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:39, Reply)
to much hurty drink
I dun a sick in the kitchen and the bathroom then fell asleep on the bathroom floor.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:42, Reply)
so what you're saying is
that it's your own fault?`
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:44, Reply)
I DEMAND SYMPATHY!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:45, Reply)
hmm
*there there*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:45, Reply)
*snuggles*

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:47, Reply)
*uncomfortable*
well, this is the best I'm gonna get at the moment so, um, I guess that's fine
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:49, Reply)
furry porn

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:46, Reply)
*bang*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:47, Reply)
You're in the know, who's gonna tell rob that a new icon is needed now that BGB has topped himself
What do ya reacon it'll be? Like a pie I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:50, Reply)
or something emo

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:51, Reply)
A Dr Marten Boot !!!
He'll thank me from the grave
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:52, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:01, Reply)
don't worry
he's just being a tit.

can't wait for the special icon when he is found dead fused to his chair
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:07, Reply)
Gandalf will hear of this !!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:13, Reply)
only if you manage to roll
a natural 20 on top of that +3 modifier!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:15, Reply)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANS

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:17, Reply)
exactly

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:17, Reply)
Monday night; family video chat time
Help me, Obi-Wan Cavey. You're my only hope.

The rest of you are welcome to try, though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:03, Reply)
get naked, get hard, they will never call back

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:03, Reply)
Good plan!
*strips, wanks, disinherits self*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:07, Reply)
evening
is it that time again?

engage them in conversation about snow
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:07, Reply)
Hello darling
Done snow. Now doing pending anniversary. Knackered heating system still to come. If you need any metal affixing to a wall, I'll be riveting all evening.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:13, Reply)
isn't riviting the one where you attach metal to metal
my walls aren't metal. The are orange.

How about something politicsy?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:14, Reply)
He's one of those brown wall plugs, and he's up for being screwed all night long

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:16, Reply)
Well as it's you Rory
*bends over, lubes anus liberally, adopts bored expression*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:17, Reply)
Thanks for the offer of drilling your ringpiece darth but err I'll leave it

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:21, Reply)
You'll be back
They all come back
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:23, Reply)
*Paging Hairpot*

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:33, Reply)
or playing mortar-l combat

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:17, Reply)
How's the house working out so far?
Football is more likely to work. That and Disney.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:18, Reply)
it's pretty cool
and cold

Disney?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:20, Reply)
My Mum is obsessed with Disney
It's like Monty and Nazis, only more troubling.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:22, Reply)
great.
now in my head your mum is Monty in a dress giggling and pointing at nazi mickey mouse.

thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:23, Reply)
Oh no, thank you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:29, Reply)
is it still going on?
are you free yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:54, Reply)
Porn.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:19, Reply)
you and rory should get together

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:21, Reply)
We should do bumming.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:22, Reply)
yup
although he's picky, he just turned down darth
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:23, Reply)
I'm listening to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpRWyY2LpQA
I fucking love Breakbot. I've also just bought some new speakers, boom town.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:20, Reply)
I have a Breakbot remix on the vinyl with this Trevor Loveys mix on it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHz0rGYPjlg
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:21, Reply)
Breakbot...
This is a Darth Foxtrot tribute act, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:01, Reply)
Nothing much. Been a tiring day for no reason at all

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:38, Reply)
you need tea and a sit down
possibly a jaffa cake
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:51, Reply)
I think I do
sadly there are no biscuits, but I believe I have mint hot chocolate somewhere. How are you Cavy?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:04, Reply)
sleepy
but largely OK - the majority of initital house-stress is over and it's all become exciting again.

you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Enjoying the new house then?
I'm all right cheers. Not been up to much
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:09, Reply)
yeah
when I unearth one of my good cameras I'll take some photos of the orange/red lounge. Might wait until I've got the sofas in, too, though.

Still going through the 'rejection letter' phase, then? :( It'll end eventually
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Damn I hope so
most of them don't even bother with letters, the bastards.

Sounds good to me :) got the rest of the house planned out, or going to take your time?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:13, Reply)
Going to at least wait until the other house is cleaned and empty
Bedroom first, though, the carpet is hideous and thin and I don't like woodchip. I'm thinking purple, but not as bright as the orange - it needs to be a bit calming.

There's also lots of things to empty from boxes - the downstairs loo is full of books
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Bedroom is important, and purple sounds nice
Empty all the books. You need nothing else- if you have sufficient you can even build furniture from them
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:26, Reply)
i probably could.
But one thing I do have is bookshelves, as soon as I'm less lazy I will have a kind of library in one of the upstairs rooms
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:27, Reply)
Evening!
I just had chicken gumbo at my second local (the first being a grim oldman pub).I'm a bit stuffed now.

Work is a bit frustrating at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:52, Reply)
gumbo?
my only experience of gumbo was a massive pot of various things cooked over a campfire at larp, which then gave us all the trumps, which didn't go down well when we were meant to be serious.

what's gumbo really?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:53, Reply)
A massive pot of various things
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gumbo

Chicken, spicy sausage, peppers, onions, jalapenos, stock, herbs and spices served with coriander and rice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:55, Reply)
om nyom nyom

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:02, Reply)
I am creaking at the seams
a little digestif is called for, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:07, Reply)
mint tea

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:07, Reply)
Mmm... Gimlet.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:12, Reply)
I'm doing super well on my painkillers this last couple of weeks, on the average day I have about 25% of my daily amount left over, with the occasaional day where I'm taking extra in the night.
I reckon I might be over the "OH GOD, I ONLY HAVE TWO DOSES LEFT, ONE FOR TONIGHT, ONE FOR TOMO MORNING... AND THEN I GET MY APPOINTMENT, BUT WHAT IF THEY CAN'T SEE ME OR SOMETHING AND THEN OH GOD OH GOD I'M GOING TO GET INTO THE SILKROAD* IF IT FUCKING KILLS ME"s.

* Geeky drug fans know what I'm talkin' 'bout here, ammirite? ammirite?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:06, Reply)
Are you suggesting buying bitcoins Gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:10, Reply)
It's a perfectly valid form of currency in a post-credit-crunch world. Decentralized economy is a good idea for microtransitions.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:21, Reply)
Not as good as whuffies

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:48, Reply)
I just had to Wiki that, but I love the idea, *puts on reading lsit*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whuffie
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:54, Reply)
i misread that as
biscotti
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:29, Reply)
You cooking yet?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:55, Reply)
I'm looking at some beer and some new records
Soon I will drink the former and listen to the latter.
The day shift was pretty much at ease all day.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:24, Reply)
the just don't run a tight enough ship in the day
what records you got?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:28, Reply)
A mixture of jazz, poetry and horror soundtracks:
Charles Mingus - Blues & Roots
Lee Morgan - The Sidewinder
John Betjeman - Betjeman's Banana Blush
Batsumi - s/t
Blood On Satan's Claw soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:35, Reply)
an interesting mix
have fun
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:38, Reply)
I'm lookin' at YOU cap'n.
Straight at you, long and hard.
Stare, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:49, Reply)
Happy
Candle malarky
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Bugger me, Mr DogFucker, is it that time already?
Golly goodness, five years!
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:13, Reply)
I'm looking at Panorama.
It's worrying stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Evening Benders.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Evening Jeff
how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:04, Reply)
I'm a bit drunk, truth be known.
Aside from that, mint. Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Not bad thanks
I have hot chocolate with vanilla vodka in it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Hello bum face.
Have you heard the news?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:09, Reply)
What news?
I'm the last to know anything.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)
It was something about keeping an idiot in suspense

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)
I'm on tenterhooks here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)
It's weird.
You know that Moves Like Jagger song by Maroon 5?

The video was on telly at the weekend. I look pretty much exactly like the guy that sings it. Facially at least. It was fucking bizarre seeing someone else with my face.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Apparently he's a massive slag.
He went out with Paris Hilton, for starters.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:12, Reply)
He's very good looking.
With a face like this, you can excuse him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:13, Reply)
I reckon had I been born good looking
I might have had a go at being a massive slag.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Meh.
Because of my looks men hate me and women don't trust me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)
If your eyes are as close-set as his I'm not surprised.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:39, Reply)
I'm looking at some arty welsh bird trying to act like a soldier
and I'm about to be looking at some crumpets.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:19, Reply)
I like crumpet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:21, Reply)
We R lyk bruvas

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Check yo' delf, 'nilla.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:30, Reply)
OK, you win, I have no clue what that means.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Honky.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Yes, I am at peace with my lack of melanin.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Amen to that.
*nod to the world's most used six seconds of music*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)
your tits

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:32, Reply)
well, you're closer then the rest of us.
How're they looking?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Like two pale deflated whoopie cushions covered in hair, oh hang on you said hers

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Some stupid movie w christina ricci where she falls in love with a disabled guy
Its horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)
She falls in love with Quixote?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Oh if only.
I think I'd happily knee-cap my self for that
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)
When I hear the word 'disabled', I always interpret it as mentally disabled.
Physically is crippled.

OK?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)
I'm good either way.
as long as she dresses up as Wednesday Adams.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:12, Reply)
.... a ten year old?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:16, Reply)
You and FreeFair, partners in noncery.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Just looking at my new icon

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:19, Reply)
chicken!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Yours is pants

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)
I don't have one.
Who do I pay, and how?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:31, Reply)
Join us jeff...

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:32, Reply)
I will do.
Who do I send the money to?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Andy . In Wales.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Go on FAQ

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:45, Reply)
click on somebody else's Icon, it's a link that expalins everything.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:44, Reply)
EVERYTHING?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Except Dozer's Virginity, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Fiona has been busy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Oh baby.
I am by no means a virgin. I have been penetrated hundreds of times.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Gotcha.
I'll sort that out this week.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Me, by paypal

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Alright Quend to the ER!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Aight quendfeatures?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:01, Reply)

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