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My chemistry report in Year 11 said "Superfly with a bedger gonna GIT your al sucka!!!!!! does not have much of a grasp on the subject and is likely to struggle in his upcoming exams"

I got an A at GCSE, and at A-Level and I got a first class degree.

FUCK YOU MRS TURNER.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:04, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I bet she'd fucking love it too, the slag.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Teachers are cunts, aren't they?
We should sell all the schools and spend all their pensions on yachts.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Also, why do I know so many people who read chemistry at university?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I ingested chemistry at university, if that helps?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:11, Reply)

I don't know about 'helps', but it certainly 'explains'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Whereas I was singled out as some kind of boy genius
and have subsequently achieved fuck all.

FUCK YOU, ME.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)

HAHA!
I will buy you a pity drink tonight.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Further rubbing his nose in how much you have achieved

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)

If I get a pint out of it, that's fine by me.
My in-depth knowledge of apostrophe usage is something I will always have over Al, and he knows it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I'll makes sure I ask you whether the phrase "my salary covers all my monthly outgoings and leaves we with some spare for both savings and fun"
should include any apostrophes or not.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:18, Reply)

'we'
*belms*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I had to give you something. Do you want lager or bitter?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)

HES ALREADY BITTER!! HAHAHA AMIRITE?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
You're here all week. Sadly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Small water please dad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)