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My chemistry report in Year 11 said "Superfly with a bedger gonna GIT your al sucka!!!!!! does not have much of a grasp on the subject and is likely to struggle in his upcoming exams"

I got an A at GCSE, and at A-Level and I got a first class degree.

FUCK YOU MRS TURNER.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:04, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I bet she'd fucking love it too, the slag.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Teachers are cunts, aren't they?
We should sell all the schools and spend all their pensions on yachts.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Also, why do I know so many people who read chemistry at university?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I ingested chemistry at university, if that helps?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:11, Reply)

I don't know about 'helps', but it certainly 'explains'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Whereas I was singled out as some kind of boy genius
and have subsequently achieved fuck all.

FUCK YOU, ME.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)

HAHA!
I will buy you a pity drink tonight.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Further rubbing his nose in how much you have achieved

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)

If I get a pint out of it, that's fine by me.
My in-depth knowledge of apostrophe usage is something I will always have over Al, and he knows it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I'll makes sure I ask you whether the phrase "my salary covers all my monthly outgoings and leaves we with some spare for both savings and fun"
should include any apostrophes or not.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:18, Reply)

'we'
*belms*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I had to give you something. Do you want lager or bitter?

( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)

HES ALREADY BITTER!! HAHAHA AMIRITE?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
You're here all week. Sadly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Small water please dad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)