I was genuinely confused by this
I couldn't understand why footballing prowess was valued over intellect. Probably because I was a swot who was shit at football.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:16, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Football is for cunts.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)

It was possible to be a swot AND good at football you know.
Rugby, however, made me cry. That was embarrassing.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)

It is a dreadful town
Full of skag-heads and illegitimate claims to inventing major sports.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Spacemen 3 lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I made people cry playing rugby.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)

I once attempted to pass a ball to another lad running alongside me
Sadly, I got the power a little wrong, and instead threw it straight over his head, straight into the face of the teacher. Oops.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Success!
The token rubbish kid in our class managed to throw a discus behind him but annoyingly he missed smashing the face off the PE teacher. That would probably have been the highlight of my entire school career.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

During inter-tutor group rugby I tackled a kid and then stood up and grapped the ball off him as he was lying on the ground
because he didn't understand the rules of rugby he took this as a foul and punched me in the face. He got sent off, it was rather funny.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Were you the fat boy that sat on my head?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Would you like me to be?
a/s/l
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)