They don't smell like dogs do

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:04, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

They don't have a tendency to roll in shit and dead animals, either.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:05, Reply)

They both have their pros and cons.
I'm sure that personality has a lot to do with what generic pet you adore.

Can't understand keeping rabbits though. They're just tasty.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I like both.
I used to have cats, but the step son's allergic to them, so I had to re-home mine when I moved in with the missus. Who has a dog anyway, which is as soft as shite, but does do the rolling in dead things and shit. It's really not pleasant being stuck in the car with her after that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Thanks for roadie-ing on Sunday.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I'm not doing it again
if going by how I felt on Monday is a job perk.

That roast though! I've been telling everyone who'll listen.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:08, Reply)

they've got no noses?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:07, Reply)

TERRIBLE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:12, Reply)

JAMAICA.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:13, Reply)

ui like some of their ginger cakes and jerk chicken

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Jamaica ginger cake is well sticky.
I don't think I've eaten it since the 1980s. Is it still well sticky? If they've "improved" it then I'm going to fuck some shit up.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:15, Reply)

i haven't had any for a while but it was quite sticky
i'ma not gonna change this one, i like it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:16, Reply)

context click
(shut the fuck up and do some work now please gary)
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:17, Reply)

You can't tell him what to do, he runs the company while doing fuck all work
and trying to hit on middle age slags.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:20, Reply)

he doesn't run jack shit, and for the love of God, who has he been hitting on now?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Some blonde woman who left last month or something
he was distraught until he found out she'd been sexting someone else.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Don't let her pick on him

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I'm still not convinced they are two separate people.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:26, Reply)

well i'm not.
he could well be a puppet, but whatevs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Roots, if I can get online bullying to turn into real life bullying
that's just too tempting to ignore. I'm sorry.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Fair dooz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:31, Reply)

we've had about four telesales people leave in the last month
the only one we have left right now said recently, "he's a bit weird, isn't he? I don't know how his girlfriend puts up with him"

He was upset about that for about 2 weeks
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:26, Reply)

you bloody big RUINER
sahsa and i were meant for each toher
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:27, Reply)

didn't she call you creepy on her first day?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Ha ha,
Was that Sasha? b3ta.com/search/posts/90618?q=sasha
He was in love.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:28, Reply)

holy shit
she was about 4 times his size
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Height or width?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:31, Reply)

width, she was only about 5'6"
all her facebook photos are from the neck up
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:33, Reply)

My missus made a sticky ginger cake last weekend.
It were gert lush.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:16, Reply)

It is after you've wanked over it, yes.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Boast time
I had a sticky Jamaican Ginger Rum cake as my wedding cake
Twas very nice, if hugely alcoholic
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:30, Reply)