Shark Night 3D is, in what is a complete surprise to me, a truely ridiculous film.
For starters, the sharks attacks a motorboat propeller and damage it so much that the boat crashes. I mean, that's just silly.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:35, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

And now, a shark is outswimming a jet ski.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Is the jetski being piloted by Vanilla Ice?
If not, why not?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:38, Reply)

can they not do that?
how do you know?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:38, Reply)

his ex wife is a great white

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Noel would approve, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

liked A+++++

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Oh man, it turns out the sherrif was in on it along with the crazy scar faced dude.
Now I have no idea if the hot blonde chick or the slightly geeky medical student guy will survive, but I would lay money on the OH YEAH! A great white just jumped out of the water, over the jetski and ate the football player dude from off his seat!
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:40, Reply)

HAHA!
And now they just threw the dog into the lake too.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

what kind of dog?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Golden Retriever.
Or a Golden Labrador if you want to be more accurate.

Stupid blonde bint just took the gun off the baddy but then held it right next to his face so he took it back.

And they are somehow able to make a great white come to at a call. Despite the fact that nobody has ever managed to keep a great white in captivity.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Or in fresh water
only a minor flaw, that one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)

No, they thought of that.
It's a salt water lake. But they did make the mistake of allowing a great white be able to eat through a steel shark cage.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)

it must have been a steal shark cage

lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

i don't think a golden retriever would win that fight
maybe not even on land, they'd need something even bigger than like a rottwiler or something
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Fuck me, the dog survived

( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)

this sounds like it could be the best film of all time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Turns out that Sand Sharks (a film about sharks that "swim" through the sand) is even worse.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

you watch alot of shark films, do younlike the idea of eating people?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)

what are you doing for my birthday al

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Good afternoon Kristine.
How are you today?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Fine thank you Monty.
How are you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Not bad thanks Kristine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Now you have replied to me I look like a knob here. Soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Whatever.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Wevz blud.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)

alright monty, I'm fucking smashing, I've been telling people how it is, also watching my cable box take a shit and likely lose all my saved programs
also, listening to shit hippie music that makes me want to fall in love/kill myself

you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:51, Reply)

I'm....acceptable, thanks.
It's lovely and sunny today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:51, Reply)

I hope you're full of excitment about watching Gonz steal your woman with his charms over dinner.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

I sure am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)

acceptable? that has to be the worst response ever

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

I am the worst responder ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Hmmmm, I dunno, I'm gonna be in australia,
so I reckon what I might do is do an impression of a koala.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

send me a photo!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)

okay!
Actually I will be flying pretty much the entire day of your birthday, so I might not be able to send you the picture for a day or so.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

worst birthday ever

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Okay, what I'll do right, is I'll do my Koala impression before I leave,
and I'll post it on your facebook wall on the 17th.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

best birthday ever

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

They certainly aren't pathetic sharks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)

i wonder how they would fair against some Jets?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)

probably they'd fight at first
but I suspect in the end they'd unite in grief. Or sutin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I don't know if Maria would be involved or not.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKEN ABOUT I MEANT F-14s

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

I reckon they're dangerous, but they would let them get their wingmen anytime.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)

i heard that all f-14 wingmen were pricks superfly, thats all i heard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)

I heard you liked to pretend that your girlfriend only had one arm because you had a fetish for amputees

( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)

somtimes i like to sit on the stump and pretend i'm a gnome

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I hear he fancies fat chicks

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)

fat needy mental ones at that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I heard you liked them to pretend they were lawyers so you can wear a wig
and "send them down"
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)

i like serving them injunctions, pro bono

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Beneeeeee

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)

i wish i wouldn't make cultural references about films i haven't seen
:'(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I wish you would start a new thread, this one's almost as bad as the last one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)

why always me monty boyce? why can't you just leave me to live my life?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Because. Just because.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

it's very slow on here today
i miss labs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)

There's nothing left of him.
Last time I saw him he looked like the tattooist at Auschwitz had got a bit carried away on one of the inmates.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

i liked his new hair

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)