is it a mirror? you two are like "me myself and irene"
depends on what you want out of it. pick your counsellor accordingly. how to get her to marry you? how to talk her into a 3some? how to get her to regrow her virginity and watch tv programmes about space with you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:39, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

we watch tv shows on space all the time and i ahve to explain things like gravity to her

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)

don't use helium next time you inflate her then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:40, Reply)

haha
fucken love this
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:41, Reply)

All of these counsellors are represented in this thread

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:40, Reply)

i'm not so sure about the 3some one. whose area of expertise is that?!?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:41, Reply)

most of /QOTW if the stories are anything to go by.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:42, Reply)

and i think we both know they are NOT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:43, Reply)

yeah, but it's "World suspension of utter disbelief" week this week.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)

i haven't looked
but the title seems likely to inspire stories to send janet into a seething ball of frothing hatred
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I don't think that takes very much

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)

she also inspires some rage-filled responses

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Not from me, I'm a lover, not a fighter
I just think she needs a right good seeing to.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)

er
have you seen her??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)

handbags dear.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Clearly not
I'm a fat internet shut-in.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I've seen both her ans Swipey
and for a small fee I'll gaz you which is most/least fuckable.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)

hahahaha
i reckon i can guess just from their posts
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Tell you what, you guess, I'll tell you if you're right.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)

it doesn't answer the question of whether either of us would fuck you though!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:54, Reply)

get what your given

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I would imagine neither TBH.
This does not bother me overly. I wasn't having a pop at you particularly Swipes old girl.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:11, Reply)

and now you called me "old"
why you...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)

I think I be older than you, possibly by a good few years

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:32, Reply)

well i did see a picture of janet, so while i don't think there would be much innit
i think you'd go for swipe, altho i didn't see who you were talking about before i joined in here :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Is it that bad?
I've mainly steered clear this week. I've decided it's better that way, as opposed to be in a constant state of mild irritation that eventually leads me to call someone a cunt when they are just trying (badly) to join in.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I've not noticed much of a backlash to be honest.
Just some pretty fetid stories.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:02, Reply)

That is another reason to steer clear this week,
I'm actually quite a delicate flower sometimes, and stories about shit or rotting things or mank dairy to name three in particular are likely to leave me feeling slightly unwell.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Some have been a bit boke worthy, true.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)

someone actually asked you to do the last one?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:40, Reply)

well, he called it "drinks"
but that was how it felt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Drinks turned into "which Star Trek episode is your favourite, this is mine"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:46, Reply)

that was his idea of foreplay

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)

romantic bastard.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)

i'll tell you over drinks
you can guess who it was. you will laugh. a LOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Well, if you'd have just have named one, we wouldn't have fallen out, would we?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)

oh
when did we fall out darling?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I need to be clearer when I am joking, don't I?
I was just pretending it was me you were talking about.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)

no, i got that
i need to be clearer when i am deliberately misunderstanding something for humorous effect.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Ha.
I need to be clearer that I am a fucking idiot who can't be trusted not to take something at face value while at the same time accusing someone else of doing exactly that.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)

nooo noo noo
i need to be clearer that-

we could do this all day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Haha. OK.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)