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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Pop is not for 38 year olds. *wavy lines*
It was 1985 and the popular beat combo The Communards were riding high in the Charts with their piano based song "You are my world".
A young Stunned was watching Top of the Pops when Jimmy Sommerville minced on to the TOTP stage and starts belting out "You are my world".
Father of Stunned leaps out of the armchair and starts shouting "Switch it off, switch it off." I switch it off. Dad says, "I can't have that on the telly, he takes it up the arse."
True story.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:40, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
That's Sargeant Majors for you. Not renowned for their subtlety with language.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:45, Reply)
and lucky you did turn it off, otherwise you'd be hanging round some arches in Vauxhall looking for some action by now(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:45,
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£1.50 for a blowie, 75p for full unprotected arse banditry (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:48,
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I don't want to price myself out of the market! You'd be a rubbish pimp.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)
oh mythe reckless homophobia of dads. Mine got a gay guy working in his research group and came out with the epic "Do you know, he's pretty good at his job, for a poof!"
As if what you put your cock in affects your ability to do organic chemistry.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:55,
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