Oh fucking hell badger
I liked that instead of replying. I feel that my hands have chicken blood on them now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:14, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Why? it's not like you made the stock.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:15, Reply)

You've still made me feel dirty
Anyway was it worth it? Was it good soup?

I was telling you about how good your bp tip was, until that shallow cunt barged in and deleted it. Fab tip thanks!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)

I wondered where the fuck it had gone.
Chompy, what did you delete it for?

No worries. It's useful to get a handle on what's actually going on, blood pressure can be short-term affected by so many things..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Because he has all the originality you'd expect of a barely literate admin monkey, so he just copies other people
It's like his version of a dirty protest

It's a great toy. I have been testing everyone who comes round.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Maybe he's really Freefair.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

As if
Free fair can at least spell
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:41, Reply)

makes a change from cock, eh?
Eh? Eh? *nudges* *winks*
Chicken - cock. Get it?
No, me neither.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:25, Reply)

B3th I'm surprised at you
Really shocked
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Did I mention, MASSIVE DRUGS?
I didn't think they'd kicked in yet, as I'm still in fucking agony, but perhaps they have...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Agony for what? What have you done? Poor b3th

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

She lives in WsM, they are all on MASSIVE DRUGS down there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:42, Reply)

I've been
Enough said. Although the cafe round the corner from the pier does amazing sandwiches and cakes. I'll give it that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Oh man, you've been to THE PIER.
It's very dusty on there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Poor b3th is fucking right.
I'm in endometriagony.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)

I feel it is worth it for that rather pleasing portmanteau word

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Well, that's alright then.
I think the codeine's hit now. My toes are starting to go all warm.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Urgh oh dear

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I take it you've got nowhere with mefanamic acid?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Two co-codamol
Two prescription strength ibuprofen.
Next step is the hysterectomy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)